2. A hacktivism/real-world protest group comprised of, well, really anyone that wants to be an anon. Large and decentralized, they originated on 4chan and the like. They then went after scientology, and now they are after those who oppose free speech. They have been largely hated upon by people who don't understand anything about them, and cannot be bothered to do some research. Somehow they are also blamed for anything any hacker does, even though that is like hating fruit because you happened to get the one rotten fruit in the whole store. They are like any other big group that gets a lot of attention: at the core, there are people who really do care about what they say they do, and either use the internet or real protests to help their cause, BUT, there are also idiot children (either literally or at heart, and not in the good way) who use the group to get attention. (usually identified by "wE tyP LyK dIS!") This happens to every group or organization that gets attention. Stop hating, just go outside or read something else.
Fred: I hate anonymous, they're a bunch of fags!
Room: Yes, Fred, we know. You also hate gays, jews, and fruit. stfu.
George: I got hacked! They stole my e-mail, password, and they're after my money! SCREW YOU ANONYMOUS!
Mike: Dude, you clicked on the FR33 p0rN!!!1!!!55566 e-mail. That's not Anonymous, that's your fault, retard.
Anon1: Man, I love protesting legally on the streets and taking down websites with no security to speak of for a good cause.
Anon2: I know, right!? It's also hilarious how pissed people get because they can't do a single thing about us!!
One such threat from this gang of computer hackers is “Destroy. Die. Attack”. They are able to get at least seven different passwords. They attack innocent people like an INTERNET HATE MACHINE.
They are strong, they do not forgive and they do not forget. Those who fight back face death threats, often to the effect of “I’m gonna ****** slit his throat”. They have even threatened to bomb sports stadiums. They are believed to be domestic terrorists, often occupying themselves with activities such as blowing up yellow vans.
Their name “Anonymous”, comes from their secret websites. These secret websites require anyone posting on the sites to remain anonymous.
Myspace users are among their favourite targets. One such user, known as David, was hacked, and his Myspace was plastered with gay sex pictures, causing his girlfriend to leave him, because she thought he was cheating on her with guys. They hacked his computer by crashing with a virus, and then used his email to infect everyone on his friends’ list.
They kill computers, known to have murdered at least 32 computers, known to have belonged to 32 of the 90 friends David had. David, being the random victim he was, had his password uploaded to an underground hacker site linked to Anonymous. They ha...
Noob: OH GOD MY EYES!!!
Anonymous: lol internet
They work like an army, taking down sites, stealing accounts on various services and protesting against Scientology.
They are everywhere, and Do not Forgive, Forget, or serve each other.
They work together without helping each other, as "Being each other's personal army" is not allowed.
You never know when somebody is part of anonymous, I may even be with them...It's that odd.
2 weeks later..
Computer Idiot: Awww.... That guy hacked me! How did he do that???
Experienced computer dude: Didn't you see he was part of anonymous? FFS..