Where everything in this town is ass backwards
Where the cops are more dirty then theives stealing from people
Where you go to a party and probably see your friends parents or grand parents partying down
Home of alien wanker, the pink flamingo, few moon crickets, and dirty sluts
2. A adjective used by Alpena transplants to describe a party scene that has become of ouf control or gong show
2. Everyone was so wasted at Jimmy's house they managed to tear off the porch and use it for a bonfire, it was so Alpena
A place to go if you want to visit the closest place to Hell.
Arrested Man: Fuck Yo Couch Nigga
Cop: Im taking you where no man has a chance to live or leave.
Arrested Man: Aw Hell Naw Not Alpena.