Similar to TGIF (Thank God Its Friday) but not as celebratory. Not thankful for the day, but glad it isn't Tuesday.
Person 2: ALIF
Person 1 does a happy dance: Yes!
For those of whom have a lactose intolerance but can not resist the urge to consume dairy will understand that dairy will have an adverse effect on your bodily odours
An extremely smelly fart, caused by consuming lactose when you have an intolerance.
Any fart that smells as though something has died.
Fuck thats smells like a lif. You been on the dairy again mate?