Pseudo derogatory acronym to describe a butt fugly Asian male's innate ability to bag a unreal smoking hot Asian girl. He is usually up to 2 feet shorter and may posess a monkey face and a cigarette stained grill.
The nature of this may be due to financial status, occupation, vehicle or possesion of a massive wang in tow.
This is the opposite of Cornshark (Noun).
"I can't, that drooling snaggle toothed dude is all up on her like a cheap suit."
"At least he's Asian!"