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AIM
Stands for AOL Instant Messenger. An Instant Messenging service launched by AOL. They add AIMbots to your buddy list such as 'Moviefone' or 'SmarterChild'. It can be used to IM(instant message) with your friends, or even close relatives. It could even bring the family together.
AIM.

1. qtgurl1122 has signed on.
hayleeangel17: hey gabs.
qtgurl1122: hey haylee.
hayleeangel17: so r u goin 2 the bowling alley w/ me, terra, and jim 2nite?
qtgurl1122: cant, my mom sayz i hav 2 babysit my lil sis an her friend 2nite.
hayleeangel17: o, that sux. well, u cn still go 2 da mall 2morow w/ me, sarah, and mimi, rite?
qtgurl1122: oh ya!! i hav no plans 2morrow, i cant wait!!!
hayleeangel17: neither cn i. so, c u round,bye!
qtgurl1122: kk, c u 2morrow, bye!!!



2. ambergirlie224: brandon!!!!
cooldude123: yeah?
ambergirlie224: dad wants tlk 2 u, NOW!!!
cooldude123: aw man, wat is it this time??? k, im gunna IM him right now.

cooldude123: dad, u wanted 2 c me?
number1dad: yes, son, but also your mom wants to talk to you.
cooldude123: aw no, y??
number1dad: it is about your 'run away' attempt.
cooldude123: o no.
number1dad: i'm going to invite you into a chatroom room with your mom, and you better say yes mister!!

'number1dad has invited you to chatroom 891102847658.'
'you are now in chatroom 891102847658 with number1dad and mom4eva.'

mom4eva: brandon!!! i cant believe you tried to run away to your friend's birthday party!!
cooldude123: but mom! it was da party of the year!!
mom4eva: in SAN FRANSISCO??!!!
number1dad: you never even told us!
cooldude123: i thought you would say no!!!
would u???
mom4eva: what do YOU think?? it was your great-grandma's birthday!! she was 102!!! and we had to cancel because we couldn't find you!!!
cooldude123: well srry!!
number1dad: you're in big trouble, mister! grounded for 3 weeks. No TV, no computer!
cooldude123: but, but...
number1dad: want to make it a month?
cooldude123: nvm.
'cooldude123 has left the chatroom.'

cooldude123: sis?
ambergirlie224: ya, bro?
cooldude123: mom and dad r weird.
ambergirlie224: i no they r, i mean, wut mom wud spell 'ever' as 'eva'??? thats only 4 teens!!
by funnyfunmonkey August 05, 2008
 
50.
AIM
An acronym for Aviation Intercourse Management. This is a common area of study, or minor for pilots. Many colleges require at least 6 credit hours of AIM classes for graduation and private pilot certification.
Sam- "I had to take the AIM course AGAIN because I couldn't pass the final. I wasn't able to perform cunnilingus while charting my IFR"
Anonymous- "daaaammmnnnn"
by Ca'nCaveman June 20, 2009
 
51.
AIM
AIM= AOL instant messenger. Once you've downloaded it; it gives you're computer lots of spyware.

It is also known for having lots of bots in the chatrooms which advertise sex & pornography.

Make a mental note that may people have multiple screennames and they usually make up fake names, emails, and ages when they sign up for one. Therefore it is wise not to trust people.

Another known issue is the idiots who have there aways messages up for 2 or 3 days at a time. Defeats the purpose doesn't it?
John: Hey, I just got AIM!!
Bob: You just got loaded with spyware too, dumbass.
by bang_zoom January 23, 2006
 
52.
these are my innitials. or it could be aol instant messenger.
A.I.M., Alexandra Isabel Miller, is my name.
by alexisfred August 02, 2007
 
53.
koolest friend ever and cracks me up lol love ya aims
by carli August 12, 2003
 
54.
aim
Asians in Mafia. Consisting of various members. Also consists of sub-group the Tri-Lateral Commision or Tri-Lat. Rival group is know as MIA with no particular definition except being the opposite of AIM.
It's the Aay Iey eM baybeeee! AIM is coming thru!
by Anonymous June 04, 2003
 
55.
FUNNY and a kool friend
by carli August 12, 2003
 
56.
AIM
Aol Instant Messenger
Everyone in the world has AIM except for you!
by Hannah August 08, 2003