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Stands for AOL Instant Messenger. An Instant Messenging service launched by AOL. They add AIMbots to your buddy list such as 'Moviefone' or 'SmarterChild'. It can be used to IM(instant message) with your friends, or even close relatives. It could even bring the family together.

1. qtgurl1122 has signed on.
hayleeangel17: hey gabs.
qtgurl1122: hey haylee.
hayleeangel17: so r u goin 2 the bowling alley w/ me, terra, and jim 2nite?
qtgurl1122: cant, my mom sayz i hav 2 babysit my lil sis an her friend 2nite.
hayleeangel17: o, that sux. well, u cn still go 2 da mall 2morow w/ me, sarah, and mimi, rite?
qtgurl1122: oh ya!! i hav no plans 2morrow, i cant wait!!!
hayleeangel17: neither cn i. so, c u round,bye!
qtgurl1122: kk, c u 2morrow, bye!!!

2. ambergirlie224: brandon!!!!
cooldude123: yeah?
ambergirlie224: dad wants tlk 2 u, NOW!!!
cooldude123: aw man, wat is it this time??? k, im gunna IM him right now.

cooldude123: dad, u wanted 2 c me?
number1dad: yes, son, but also your mom wants to talk to you.
cooldude123: aw no, y??
number1dad: it is about your 'run away' attempt.
cooldude123: o no.
number1dad: i'm going to invite you into a chatroom room with your mom, and you better say yes mister!!

'number1dad has invited you to chatroom 891102847658.'
'you are now in chatroom 891102847658 with number1dad and mom4eva.'

mom4eva: brandon!!! i cant believe you tried to run away to your friend's birthday party!!
cooldude123: but mom! it was da party of the year!!
mom4eva: in SAN FRANSISCO??!!!
number1dad: you never even told us!
cooldude123: i thought you would say no!!!
would u???
mom4eva: what do YOU think?? it was your great-grandma's birthday!! she was 102!!! and we had to cancel because we couldn't find you!!!
cooldude123: well srry!!
number1dad: you're in big trouble, mister! grounded for 3 weeks. No TV, no computer!
cooldude123: but, but...
number1dad: want to make it a month?
cooldude123: nvm.
'cooldude123 has left the chatroom.'

cooldude123: sis?
ambergirlie224: ya, bro?
cooldude123: mom and dad r weird.
ambergirlie224: i no they r, i mean, wut mom wud spell 'ever' as 'eva'??? thats only 4 teens!!
by funnyfunmonkey August 05, 2008
Stands for AOL Instant Messenger.

Freeware that can be downloaded and used for communication via screen names added to one's buddy list.

Extremely popular software. Can have multiple 2 person conversations or multi-person buddy chats similar to a conference call on the telephone.

Popular networking tool for todays youth which also allows for the transfer of pictures, files and mp3s.
P1: "Dude, I've been waiting to here all day... tell me what happened between you and Jay!"
P2: "I'll tell you tonight on AIM- in fact I'll make a buddy chat so I can tell everyone at once."
P1: "Hey send me the English Vocab too while you're at it"
by Allie April 23, 2005
The chat client that slaughtered, butchered, and hacked to pieces any trace of the english language by causing the creation of shorthand, such as "OMFG LOL U R TEH SUK I KANT TYP RITE HAHAHAHA"
Dumbass: LOL U R TEH UZ AIM!!!1!!! OMFG IM SYKIK!!!!

Intelligent person: Brilliant deduction. I use it, but not to talk to jackasses like you. *BLOCK*
by Cheesy May 29, 2005
(1) Academy of Integrated humanities and new Media. A.I.M. A program offered to Juniors and Seniors at Tamalpais High School in Marin, California. Taught by Ms. Scharf (a.k.a. Mrs. Goldstein), Mr. Goldstein, and Mr. Tarpinian.
(2) Somewhere between hell and AIDS lies AIM, a soul stomping concentration camp for people who once had hope, but had it brutally crushed under the devices of torture made to suck out all traces of student morale and motivation. P.S.: Goldstein, dude, ur ghey.... go hawks!
"Dude, go back to A.I.M. you Nazi."
"Man, you're being so A.I.M. right now."
"Hell sucks, well, it could be worse; I could be in A.I.M.."
A great instant messaging program when not used by complete jackasses. Not so good when people leave up all-day away messages or talk using abbreviations that look as if they bashed their head against a keyboard.
Me: Hey, did you see that family guy episode?


Me: What the hell does that mean?

Jackass: rolling on the floor laughing while eating a ham and cheese sandwich and pissing my pants.... duh, it's the new "lol" for aim.

Me: Why do I talk to you?
by Skeety Petey June 19, 2007
A.I.M. stands for AOL Instant Messenger, an internet messaging program created by AOL that is very popular among teenagers.
I'm going to talk with Steph on A.I.M.
by Mateo_1_2_3_ October 18, 2005
The program that got the worst rating of four instant messaging clients recently reviewed by PC Magazine. See monopoly.
AIM got three starts, while ICQ, MSN, and Yahoo! Got four. Most people use it just because their friends have it.
by Flyashi November 09, 2003
The downfall of human civilization.
John: L11<3, 0M6 1>001>, 1 7074lly 73h <yB31231> 01\1 A41/\/\ 1457 /\/173! (Translation: Oh my God, I sent instant messages back and forth over AIM with a 50 year old obese male postal worker acting out sex last night.)
Ted: Rape time!
John: /\/000000000000000!!!!!!!!1111ONE! (Translation: No!)
by Spastic Turtle October 20, 2005