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n. - An Internet text messaging program that exchanges communications between users in real time, and allows college students to leave nifty online "away" messages for their buddies all day.

v. - to AIM someone is to send them a message using the AIM program.

I used AIM to ask Sheila out on a date.

Sheila AIMed me back to tell me no.
by b-diddy July 15, 2003
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Stands for AOL Instant Messenger.

Freeware that can be downloaded and used for communication via screen names added to one's buddy list.

Extremely popular software. Can have multiple 2 person conversations or multi-person buddy chats similar to a conference call on the telephone.

Popular networking tool for todays youth which also allows for the transfer of pictures, files and mp3s.
P1: "Dude, I've been waiting to here all day... tell me what happened between you and Jay!"
P2: "I'll tell you tonight on AIM- in fact I'll make a buddy chat so I can tell everyone at once."
P1: "Hey send me the English Vocab too while you're at it"
by Allie April 23, 2005
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A device people use to put up an away message 24/7, thus ruining the prospect of having a freaking instant messenger in the first place.
AOL is NOT the best messenger service out there, I only use it because all of my friends are AOL handicapped.
by Not Zane September 05, 2004
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A great instant messaging program when not used by complete jackasses. Not so good when people leave up all-day away messages or talk using abbreviations that look as if they bashed their head against a keyboard.
Me: Hey, did you see that family guy episode?

Jackass: ROFLWEAHACSAPMP

Me: What the hell does that mean?

Jackass: rolling on the floor laughing while eating a ham and cheese sandwich and pissing my pants.... duh, it's the new "lol" for aim.

Me: Why do I talk to you?
by Skeety Petey June 19, 2007
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The newest way to hate your friends since actual communication. Also, the best way to hide your actual identity.
Beeblebrox1337: Dude, you are lame.
Deathapefornicator: I know.
by Bean April 10, 2005
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crapy instant message client used by teenage boys to talk to girls because they are afraid to talk to girls in person
clashrocker123456:hey michelle wanna go out sum time
princess1234234235:no grow up and ask me in person

rejection
by st. jimmy March 30, 2005
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(1) Academy of Integrated humanities and new Media. A.I.M. A program offered to Juniors and Seniors at Tamalpais High School in Marin, California. Taught by Ms. Scharf (a.k.a. Mrs. Goldstein), Mr. Goldstein, and Mr. Tarpinian.
(2) Somewhere between hell and AIDS lies AIM, a soul stomping concentration camp for people who once had hope, but had it brutally crushed under the devices of torture made to suck out all traces of student morale and motivation. P.S.: Goldstein, dude, ur ghey.... go hawks!
"Dude, go back to A.I.M. you Nazi."
"Man, you're being so A.I.M. right now."
"Hell sucks, well, it could be worse; I could be in A.I.M.."
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