1. This is a derivative of the more commonly used M.I.L.F. but relates more to the eastern hemisphere. A.I.L.F. stands for Auntie I'd Like to F*** and usually relates to a hot woman who could be your relative because your community is so closely linked to another.

2. A friend of your mother's who is Indian or Paki, and out of respect you call them "auntie" but the minute your mother isn't looking, you make advances on your "auntie"
Gupta: Jonnie, did you see my mother's friend?

Jonnie: Oh yeah dog, that auntie was a A.I.L.F. hot and spicy like chutney.
by M Ramin April 04, 2008
Top Definition
Ant-eater I'd like to fuck.
Hey Karl, check out the long proboscis on that insect lovin' mammal. A prime example of an AILF!
by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004
Asian I'd like to fuck
Dude 1: Hey did you see those ailfs in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift?
Dude 2: Yes I jacked off in the theater to those ailfs. Damn I gotta get me some of that good stuff, yo.
by DickB November 05, 2006
Ass i'd like to fist
walking into common room Salute: Fist beating heart

your a bit AILF

A word used by the new wave of sixth formers
by bob dylan May 06, 2005
Acronym for "Alien I'd Like to Fuck".
A crucial staple of Science Fiction, rendering it watchable.
Pronounced "alf", but not to be confused with the puppet from the 1980s TV show, who is not an example of an AILF.
Examples of an "AILF":
The chick Steve Guttenberg does (in an alien sort of way) in "Cocoon".
Natasha Henstridge is "Species".
"Orion slave girl" (the green chick) in "Star Trek".
by beckynot July 14, 2013
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