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Attracting idiots disorder

Some one who only attracts idiots as friends and has no other friends that are half way intelligent. Sometimes this person is manipulated into staying with the idiots or the intelligent person is just trying to be nice or is desperate because they are so different then others and its hard to make friends because they can't relate they are so created.Usually when this person drops these idiots off as friends they get shit over.
Henry: Hey uncle! I went to the park for the fair today with Alexander and Cindy and a couple other guys. I kept asking why they were jumping off a tree leaning like the tower of pisa and they started laughing because they said there is no such thing like there is no such thing as Daniel Boone or Susan B. Anthony not being the statue of liberty.Then they kept going on about how awesome jumping off the tree was. They started running up the leaning part and when someone came over to sit down for lunch they screamed, "Dude what the hell are doing? Move what the hell! This for health and fitness. It is so awesome to jump off a tree and dance jigs, move!" acting like they were high. I finally told them to hit the road I'm not that desperate and they called me sick and fucked up because I have asthma and bi-polar disorder and I told them to go away because they are all about nonsense.They kept calling me an asswipe bitch and saying how awesome it was to dance in a jig and jump off a leaning tree and head butting a tree getting drunk and they are in 20 and in college I'm so desperate for friends I can't relate to anyone!Why aren't eccentric people with brains like me excepted? Plus this guy named Johnny keeps telling us different ways to masturbate.

Uncle Bob: What a bunch of losers you have A.I.D.
Henry: Aid? Aids? What? A.I.D.?
Uncle Bob: Attracting idiots disorder.
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 10, 2009
 
1.
A very dangerous disease that currently can't be cured. It will destroy your immune system until even a cold can kill you.

Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.
Homophobic Middle Schoolers should learn a little bit more about AIDS before they add some retarded definition to Urban Dictionary.
by Black Angel May 15, 2004
 
2.
A lab created disease, originally created to demolish the gays and black americans, by the government. No one wants to admit this, because we are ALL in denial. How do you think AIDS, just came out of "no where"? It didn't. Think about it.
Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are African-Americans (2008)

Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are gays. (1988)
by Disco Jazz August 04, 2008
 
3.
AIDS is a virus that was released to the public to control population from getting out of hand. The United Stated government then tried to blame it on a bunch of gays, simply because the government doesn't like them.
When the USA govemnment feels like they've killed enough people, they will release the vaccine that was created around the same time the AIDS virus was.

Don't blindly follow what your leaders say. AIDS is not a natural virus. They wanted to kill a bunch of people on PURPOSE. It didn't start in Africa, it didn't start with homosexuals.
by Sid-- April 04, 2006
 
4.
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, caused by the retrovirus HIV. Transmitted by exposure to contaminated body fluids, such as blood and semen.
That woman has AIDS.
 
5.
A virus that was released to the public as means of population control; regardless of gender, ethnicity, sexual preference or lifestyle. Very clever indeed.
In a clever attempt to blame the 'morally corrupt' for the spread of <B>AIDS</B> which would lead to a series of phobias, the medical industry further benefits from high-priced treatments, further sucking the income out of the wallets of those inhabiting planet earth.
by Crucifix-Escapist February 24, 2005
 
6.
Anally Injected Death Sentence.
A rather cruel parody of Aquired Immune Difficiency Syndrome.
"AIDS is a terrible disease to make fun of."
by Issy Aidsfunop January 15, 2006
 
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Aquired Immmune Deficiency Syndrome - late stage progression of HIV infection. Transmissable through bodily fluid exchange or blood to blood contact. Least concentration in bodily excretory products, low concentration in saliva (and one's own saliva may provide some protection) in vaginal secretions (though still present) highest concentration in semen. Crosses across gender, age and socio-econimic boundaries, though usually more quickly progressing the lower down the ladder the sufferer is, due to lack of access to medical care. On the rise in the 15-24 demographic in the United States. Easily avoidable, but thankfully more and more (in the United States) becoming a "chronic" disease like herpes due to the availability of more and better retro-viral therapies.
The comic Elaine Boosler has said "Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
by Brubear October 18, 2004