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Headline: Ivan Milat was yesterday handed down an A.I.D.S for his backpacker murders
by Thomas Stiller May 29, 2007
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The fucking you get from the fucking you got.
Having unprotected sex with an hiv or aids carrier
by Brian dg May 12, 2005
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AIDS or Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits, may also refer to a very unfortunate condition that can sometimes follows a night of heavy drinking. Accompanying your hangover AIDS will turn your dodo to liquid and make it very painful to pass.
Mike: Hey you want to go to that club again tonight?

Jake: Naw man, I got a bad case of the AIDS today, I'm not drinkin for a while.
by Buddly December 13, 2012
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AIDS stands for Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, and is a disease caused by the virus HIV. It can be transmitted sexually, or by injecting like blood to blood contact. It is way too stigmatized, probably because of the methods it is usually aquired. You can also be born with it.
Typical idiot American: I am scared I'm going to get AIDS because I went to Africa and held hands with some people, and shared drinks!
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
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After Intoxication Dribble Shits. What happens after a night of heavy drinking, usually brough upon by heavy, dark beers but also present after consumption of cheap pseudo-beers.
by AKB June 19, 2005
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A.M. Intercourse Disorder
It is a condition affecting women. They refuse to have sex in the morning because they are unable to get off. Mostly affecting married women who feel no obligation to satisfy their husbands need for release from morning wood.
My wife suffers form A.I.D. so we only have sex at night.
by X32 September 12, 2010
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Attracting idiots disorder

Some one who only attracts idiots as friends and has no other friends that are half way intelligent. Sometimes this person is manipulated into staying with the idiots or the intelligent person is just trying to be nice or is desperate because they are so different then others and its hard to make friends because they can't relate they are so created.Usually when this person drops these idiots off as friends they get shit over.
Henry: Hey uncle! I went to the park for the fair today with Alexander and Cindy and a couple other guys. I kept asking why they were jumping off a tree leaning like the tower of pisa and they started laughing because they said there is no such thing like there is no such thing as Daniel Boone or Susan B. Anthony not being the statue of liberty.Then they kept going on about how awesome jumping off the tree was. They started running up the leaning part and when someone came over to sit down for lunch they screamed, "Dude what the hell are doing? Move what the hell! This for health and fitness. It is so awesome to jump off a tree and dance jigs, move!" acting like they were high. I finally told them to hit the road I'm not that desperate and they called me sick and fucked up because I have asthma and bi-polar disorder and I told them to go away because they are all about nonsense.They kept calling me an asswipe bitch and saying how awesome it was to dance in a jig and jump off a leaning tree and head butting a tree getting drunk and they are in 20 and in college I'm so desperate for friends I can't relate to anyone!Why aren't eccentric people with brains like me excepted? Plus this guy named Johnny keeps telling us different ways to masturbate.

Uncle Bob: What a bunch of losers you have A.I.D.
Henry: Aid? Aids? What? A.I.D.?
Uncle Bob: Attracting idiots disorder.
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 10, 2009
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