Okay, everyone else just defined what AIDS is, so I won't bother. Instead, I'll take this time to debunk the ignorant rumors about AIDS.

Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk.
I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass.

Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true.
The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine.

Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe.

You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.

You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone.

You cannot get AIDS from skin contact.

You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you.

You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes.

You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva.

You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people.

Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk.

There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman.

In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.
When you get AIDS from being to stupid to know what causes it and what doesn't, I'll fucking laugh.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 29, 2007
Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Shits, the sudden impulse of diarrhea shits the morning after a long night of drinking beer.
I wish bro, but I got a pretty bad case of AIDS right now. Im going to be on the toilet for a while.
by Rivershits February 04, 2011
(Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Syndrome) What happens the next few days on the toilet, or in your pants after nights of drinking excessively !!
AH damn i got a case of the aids !!! im never drinking again till tomorrow !!!!
by trent cross October 27, 2009
Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits (AIDS) - Intestinal discomfort caused by an excess consumption of alcohol, typically the previous night. AIDS is an uncontrollable, embarrassing, non-stop shit attack. Treatment includes drinking plenty of water and other fluids. Unlike the STD, this form of AIDS may not kill you.
Jason: I'm still hung over from Javi's birfday pachanga. How are you holding up?
Gary: Heat up, I think I got AIDS.
Jason: Damn, who'd you hook up with?
Gary: Nah, Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits. My ass is on fire!
Jason: Oh, I was about to put you on sound blast. Le ri to Wal-Mart and get some water.
by Ja$on P. August 19, 2009
A disease that wont be cured. The only cure for this disease is having legal sex. By legal sex I mean the sex which only happens between a wife and a husband. Not with a new partner every day. Yes, a condom can help protect you from getting it, but it is not 100% guaranteed.
When the birth control pill was first introduced to the public in the early 1950s, women now could have sex with different people without the fear of getting pregnant.
An early case of AIDS in the United States was in 1973. A female baby to a girl who had previously had multiple male sexual partners.
by BeBO May 25, 2014
After Intoxication Dibble Shits..... These are the shits after a long night of drinking the previous night. They tend to be runny or dribbly much like diarrhea. Never pleasant.
Austin.... Dude i had the worst diarrhea this morning after going to the bars.
Kyle... Dude AIDS suck. You must have been drunk.
by theky April 14, 2009
Stands for Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. FACT: AIDS were created by the government in order to scare the gay community into not being gay.
Guy 1: Hey, babe, what the hell are AIDS?

Guy 2: Idk, let's fuck though, I feel horny.

TEN MONTHS LATER...

Doctor: You tested positive for aids. (hides AIDS needle in process)

Guy 1 and 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
by Ain't nobody got time for dis! February 04, 2013
The definition of AIDS is Anally Induced Death Sentence. It is commonly known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome or Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.
Guy one: Hey man, did you hear about randomguy?
Guy two: Yeah he got Acquired immune deficiency syndrome, aka AIDS, right?
Guy one: Yeah, but it's really called Anally Induced Death Sentence
Guy two: roflmfao
by Roebotic December 16, 2010
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