Okay, everyone else just defined what AIDS is, so I won't bother. Instead, I'll take this time to debunk the ignorant rumors about AIDS.

Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk.
I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass.

Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true.
The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine.

Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe.

You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.

You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone.

You cannot get AIDS from skin contact.

You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you.

You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes.

You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva.

You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people.

Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk.

There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman.

In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.
When you get AIDS from being to stupid to know what causes it and what doesn't, I'll fucking laugh.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 29, 2007
After Intoxication Drinkin Shits - this is pretty self explanatory
Dude I pounded a whole bottle of Jack and it gave me the A I D S
by Jeff Josh Scotty Kris June 07, 2007
Admin In Distress Syndrome

People get A.I.D.S when they have more power then others then start to stress over all the power they have.
1. You look like your in distress, do you have A.I.D.S

2. wow all the people in this call that are admins definitely have A.I.D.S
by No comment on your comment June 02, 2015
Similar to cancer, an illness one gets from extremely agonizing situations. Although it is terminal, it is also quite humorous, and should indeed be laughed at when the word is simply uttered.
"Man, this class is giving me fucking aids"
"I cant take this shit dog, im getting cancer in my balls"
by holdinmynutz May 30, 2013
Acquired Immune Deficincy Syndrome-A horrific disease that has killed so many innocence, although the Wesboro Baptist Church and other homophobes might not agree with this, not all HIV\AIDS victims are homosexuals (whoever believes that homosexuals are the only ones who get this for a reason like "God hates the gays" is an uneducated person with the Intelligence Quotient of around 5). AIDS is very common in the countries of Africa, and has also killed people such as Freddie Mercury. The disease is not given to someone like a simple cold, to obtain AIDS, you must either share someone's blood that carries AIDS,or have sexual intercourse with someone with AIDS. This is a popular mistake, for example, when Ryan White got AIDS and his school found out, he was immediately expelled.
Person no.1: Ewww!!!!! Ramón has AIDS!!!! I can't get close to that jesus-hating faggot!!!!

Me: Uhhh...Dude, just because he has AIDS doesn't mean you can catch it from just being around, this also doesn't mean he's gay, and there's nothing wrong with someone's sexual oreintation. You should know better than to someone like crap because of their indivisuality or health.
by DICE.,., November 29, 2008
AIDS stands for Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, and is a disease caused by the virus HIV. It can be transmitted sexually, or by injecting like blood to blood contact. It is way too stigmatized, probably because of the methods it is usually aquired. You can also be born with it.
Typical idiot American: I am scared I'm going to get AIDS because I went to Africa and held hands with some people, and shared drinks!
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
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