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Okay, everyone else just defined what AIDS is, so I won't bother. Instead, I'll take this time to debunk the ignorant rumors about AIDS.

Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk.
I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass.

Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true.
The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine.

Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe.

You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.

You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone.

You cannot get AIDS from skin contact.

You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you.

You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes.

You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva.

You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people.

Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk.

There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman.

In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.
When you get AIDS from being to stupid to know what causes it and what doesn't, I'll fucking laugh.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 29, 2007
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With any luck, a vaccine for this horrible disease will be ready within the next ten years. Then you fundies and homophobes can think of something better to do with your time.
Associated Press report (January 24, 2005):

A potential HIV/AIDS vaccine developed by Merck & Co. that uses synthetic genes to prepare cells to fight the deadly virus is moving into the second stage of testing.

An approved vaccine would be about a decade away if the trial and a third study are successful, said officials with the international coalition that is collaborating on the work.

"It is the most promising candidate that we've seen so far," said Sarah B. Alexander, associate director of the coalition, known as the HIV Vaccine Trials Network. She cautioned, however, "something better could come along tomorrow."
by AIDS sucks...and so do you February 06, 2005
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Alocohol Induced Drippy Shits
I got the AIDS this afternoon.
by Slam Piece September 17, 2010
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Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits. The diarrheal fecal matter that is produced from intense alcohol consumption the night before.
Dude I had the worst A.I.D.S. this morning my ass hurts, I shouldn't have drank so much last night.

I had such a bad case of A.I.D.S. my anus started bleeding.
by Benjamin D June 02, 2007
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Alcohol-Induced-Drizzle-Shits. Caused buy drinking an excessive amount of Alcohol. Diarrhea is common and frequent leaving you dizzy, uncomfortable, and usually a tender butthole from wipping so much.
Doing those keg stands and chugging a couple four lokos has given me A.I.D.S all day and now I cant sit straight in class!
by Flcorjdab10 September 27, 2011
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An acronym for Alcohol Induced Dancing syndrome. mainly seen at late night bars with crappy local music acts who are alredy lightly buzzed, many symptoms include:

1)Innapropriate Dancing with family members(i.e. mother grinding with daughter as seen at Saketumi in Steamboat Springs CO.)

2)many types of dances congealed together in a drunken slurry of the chicken dance, any form of ballet, the robot, and the watusi. when used in term of a drunken indivdual: I AM ARE DOING THE WATUSIBOT!.
sad really.

3) types of dances that have no relation to the music that is being played.(i.e. ballet twirling to Enter Sandman once again as seen at Saketumi in The Boat)

Common sightings of one infested with AID's are,but not limited to:

*Person not having bothered put down their drink before dancing.

*If they are wearing a hat, the hat is generally turned one-hundred and eighty degrees in the oppsite direction it was orginally in.

*Many dance steps they see as in position that commonly look like...someone drunk trying to dance.
John: Dude that chick is so hammered!

Jacob: Ya dude look at her doing the chicken dance to

Black Dog!

Jingle:I think She is suffering From AID's.

Heimerschmitt:poor girl.
by Rockandrolljunkiie August 05, 2009
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Alcohol induced drippy shits the shits you get the next day after drinking to much
i'm definitely getting aids if i drink jack tonight
by square one December 23, 2010
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After Intense Drinking Shits
Just had AIDS, last night was crazy.
by schroedz April 29, 2010
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