Okay, everyone else just defined what AIDS is, so I won't bother. Instead, I'll take this time to debunk the ignorant rumors about AIDS.

Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk.
I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass.

Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true.
The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine.

Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe.

You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.

You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone.

You cannot get AIDS from skin contact.

You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you.

You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes.

You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva.

You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people.

Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk.

There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman.

In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.
When you get AIDS from being to stupid to know what causes it and what doesn't, I'll fucking laugh.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 29, 2007
Attracting idiots disorder

Some one who only attracts idiots as friends and has no other friends that are half way intelligent. Sometimes this person is manipulated into staying with the idiots or the intelligent person is just trying to be nice or is desperate because they are so different then others and its hard to make friends because they can't relate they are so created.Usually when this person drops these idiots off as friends they get shit over.
Henry: Hey uncle! I went to the park for the fair today with Alexander and Cindy and a couple other guys. I kept asking why they were jumping off a tree leaning like the tower of pisa and they started laughing because they said there is no such thing like there is no such thing as Daniel Boone or Susan B. Anthony not being the statue of liberty.Then they kept going on about how awesome jumping off the tree was. They started running up the leaning part and when someone came over to sit down for lunch they screamed, "Dude what the hell are doing? Move what the hell! This for health and fitness. It is so awesome to jump off a tree and dance jigs, move!" acting like they were high. I finally told them to hit the road I'm not that desperate and they called me sick and fucked up because I have asthma and bi-polar disorder and I told them to go away because they are all about nonsense.They kept calling me an asswipe bitch and saying how awesome it was to dance in a jig and jump off a leaning tree and head butting a tree getting drunk and they are in 20 and in college I'm so desperate for friends I can't relate to anyone!Why aren't eccentric people with brains like me excepted? Plus this guy named Johnny keeps telling us different ways to masturbate.

Uncle Bob: What a bunch of losers you have A.I.D.
Henry: Aid? Aids? What? A.I.D.?
Uncle Bob: Attracting idiots disorder.
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 10, 2009
Aid
An absolutely amazing guy, always laughing, does everything to cheer you up, kinda shy but once you get to know him he's amazing, so friendly, loving, kind, loves to joke around and attracts bare girls from his personality alone, cute face and nice arms.
Girl : "Look at that cutie over there!"

Guy : "Oh yeah, that's Aid"
by SomeGirl101010101 July 06, 2011
also known as "gay cooties"
my friend alex liked shooting up with used needles until he got the aids
by Bill Mesich April 19, 2012
Art Institute Depression Syndrome
Dude this class is giving me A.I.D.S.
by dblade19 January 24, 2011
A.M. Intercourse Disorder
It is a condition affecting women. They refuse to have sex in the morning because they are unable to get off. Mostly affecting married women who feel no obligation to satisfy their husbands need for release from morning wood.
My wife suffers form A.I.D. so we only have sex at night.
by X32 September 12, 2010
Despite being an unfortunate condition that eventually leads to a weaker immune system, it has gained popularity as a reaction to something irrational or stupid said or done by someone, or simply to a pun or really bad joke.
Matt: Did you hear about the pornstar that got stuck between an ice cream truck and a truck full of pies? She nearly died!
Louis: Well, I guess she got... "creampied"!
Leo: Gosh, you just gave me aids!
by JViper May 15, 2014
Alcohol Induced Drizzle shits. When you drop a duece after a hard night of drinking and it's pretty much liquid.
Guy 1: Oh man, I have AIDS!
Guy 2: Dude, this is fucking serious, how did you get it?
Guy 1: I drank a shit load of Miller High Life!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Yeah, Aids...alcohol induced drizzle shits.
by kissthesharks October 08, 2009

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