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The epitome of sexual humor. Common among teenagers who claim they are the wittiest of all comedians by overusing this unfunny word.
Lolguy 1: I don't want to touch you, I might get AIDS.

other guy: AIDS isn't spread by contact.

Lolguy 1: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AIDS AND I DON'T!
by The Oncoming Doom October 27, 2008
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Anally Injected Death Serum.
Death Serum which is Injected Anally.
Hey Timmy did you let mommy inject you with AIDS?
by Evilsmiler December 28, 2011
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What does AIDS stand for? O thats arse injected death sentence!
by Spam.sausage April 24, 2006
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When someone pretends to lose alot of weight while only eating Subway sandwichs. When really they are getting help from AIDS. These AIDS put Jared through strength training programs that diminish the effectiveness of the Subway diet. Shame on you Subway.
Jared used to be fat but then he got AIDS

He used AIDS to teach him which steroids are the most effective

The African had to eat the crabs off his pubic hair to live through the week.
by HeadHunter91 April 26, 2008
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AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease that can be passed on from a man to a woman or from man to man. It is a disease that kills your white blood cells. Therefore your immune system is stopped and you cannot get better from any other illnesses e.g. flu. (also known as influenza).
AIDS can also be passed on from things like needles e.g. unclean needles used from one person to another in tatoos. It can even be passed on from breastfeeding.
stacey: did you hear about Lotty?

Mel: what?
stacey: she got AIDS!
Mel: how?
stacey: she had sex with brad who has aids
mel: how did brad get it?
stacey: When he got breast fed by his mother
mel: how did his mom get it?
stacey: she got a dirty tatoo needle
by Juls!!alie May 20, 2009
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The definition of AIDS is Anally Induced Death Sentence. It is commonly known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome or Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.
Guy one: Hey man, did you hear about randomguy?
Guy two: Yeah he got Acquired immune deficiency syndrome, aka AIDS, right?
Guy one: Yeah, but it's really called Anally Induced Death Sentence
Guy two: roflmfao
by Roebotic December 16, 2010
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A dish best served cold.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.
Nurse: A dish best served cold.
by THE GIVER OF AIDS November 25, 2009
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