Guy 2: Idk, let's fuck though, I feel horny.
TEN MONTHS LATER...
Doctor: You tested positive for aids. (hides AIDS needle in process)
Guy 1 and 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
Kyle... Dude AIDS suck. You must have been drunk.
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.