A disease which started in "bathhouses" in San Francisco (although the first recorded (although unofficial) case occurred in a nunnery in England, presumably transferred to her through blood contact, rather than sexual contact), amongst the homosexual community. The disease started most likely through some seminal mutation or a strange mutant strain of a blood disease, presumably leukemia. It began after homosexuals began to have unprotected sex in said bathhouses, to the point at which it was said "you can enter that bathhouse right now, drop your pants, get serviced, and get out in less than three minutes." It was originally believed that the gays were the only people who could contract AIDS, so the California Bathhouses were all closed temporarily as more and more gay men and lesbian women became infected with AIDS. Although the deaths became rather rampant in a short time, the press refused to post any news of AIDS for weeks, merely because the story involved homosexuals. Roughly six months into the bathhouse closing fiasco, several straight women were reported to have contracted AIDS, and the bathhouses were reopened. Safe-sex became a large thing amongst gays and straight folk, as it was the only way to combat AIDS, considering the fact that AIDS could not be cured. Many people to this very day still believe that only wearing a condom will protect one from AIDS, but a study revealed that because several Americans had NOT USED CONDOMS PROPERLY, or had used FAULTY or DAMAGED CONDOMS, the disease was still prevalent. Be sure to ask your lover if she has been tested, if she has had many partners in the past, and make sure to always wear a condom.

Although AIDS cannot be spread through oral sex, many other venereal diseases can, e.g. herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and Chlamydia. AIDS invades the body's blood stream and slowly kills off all phages and T-Cells protecting us from diseases. AIDS cannot kill you, but the lack of an immune system can, leaving you vulnerable to many everyday viroids and bacteria we are drenched in every day. The death is usually slow and painful, and very, very slow.

Although AIDS is incurable, a miraculous occurrence took place in England. A 25-year-old gay man, a Mr. Stimpson, had learned that he had contracted AIDS from his lover. Thinking he had nothing left to lose, Stimpson and his lover were reported to have had wild, unprotected sex many times before he was diagnosed again. He went back to his clinic for a check-up, and it was found that he no longer had AIDS! Both tests were, indeed, correct, meaning that Mr. Stimpson had effectively recovered from AIDS. This has never happened anywhere else.

Although they have different names, HIV and AIDS are the same thing. HIV is merely the name of the AIDS virus. The disease one contracts from HIV is called AIDS.

Dave Chappelle once said that AIDS was introduced to kill black people. Many NCAA members are still debating this with former Nazi scientists in order to resolve this conflict. Yes, the blacks now where Joseph Mengelev and Adolph Hitler are. No, we won't turn them over. Tough (This entire paragraph is a lie).
Joey: Yo, I heard Jack got AIDS.
Mark: Yeah. That man was a sex machine. Did you see how many girlfriends he had?
Joey: Well, AIDS can be contracted by both straight and gay people, so I guess it was inevitable with how much pussy that guy got.
Mark: I got AIDS from a bad blood transfusion.
Joey: Oh. Damn.
Mark: Well, it's not contagious. Except through blood, breast milk, and semen.
Joey: That's good. I was getting afraid.
Mark: Oh. Well, I'll see ya. I'ma go hang myself.
Joey: You go do that.
by DeusExMagna January 10, 2006
Acronym for alcohol induced dribbly shits, used mainly in the country, Barbados
last night was sick except AIDS this morning
by Bajanboy November 06, 2011
Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits

The state in which a person becomes when he has drinking so much alcohol that his feces becomes liquified.
"Bro, i've drinkin' so much liquor, i've got aids"
by specialkakakobe September 05, 2011
After Intoxication Dibble Shits..... These are the shits after a long night of drinking the previous night. They tend to be runny or dribbly much like diarrhea. Never pleasant.
Austin.... Dude i had the worst diarrhea this morning after going to the bars.
Kyle... Dude AIDS suck. You must have been drunk.
by theky April 14, 2009
Stands for Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. FACT: AIDS were created by the government in order to scare the gay community into not being gay.
Guy 1: Hey, babe, what the hell are AIDS?

Guy 2: Idk, let's fuck though, I feel horny.


Doctor: You tested positive for aids. (hides AIDS needle in process)

Guy 1 and 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
by Ain't nobody got time for dis! February 04, 2013
The definition of AIDS is Anally Induced Death Sentence. It is commonly known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome or Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.
Guy one: Hey man, did you hear about randomguy?
Guy two: Yeah he got Acquired immune deficiency syndrome, aka AIDS, right?
Guy one: Yeah, but it's really called Anally Induced Death Sentence
Guy two: roflmfao
by Roebotic December 16, 2010
A dish best served cold.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.
Nurse: A dish best served cold.
by THE GIVER OF AIDS November 25, 2009
AIDS: Anally Infected Death Sentence

God's way of saying, "Fuck you and die."
"I have AIDS."
by Magenta_Fish September 29, 2011

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