Although AIDS cannot be spread through oral sex, many other venereal diseases can, e.g. herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and Chlamydia. AIDS invades the body's blood stream and slowly kills off all phages and T-Cells protecting us from diseases. AIDS cannot kill you, but the lack of an immune system can, leaving you vulnerable to many everyday viroids and bacteria we are drenched in every day. The death is usually slow and painful, and very, very slow.
Although AIDS is incurable, a miraculous occurrence took place in England. A 25-year-old gay man, a Mr. Stimpson, had learned that he had contracted AIDS from his lover. Thinking he had nothing left to lose, Stimpson and his lover were reported to have had wild, unprotected sex many times before he was diagnosed again. He went back to his clinic for a check-up, and it was found that he no longer had AIDS! Both tests were, indeed, correct, meaning that Mr. Stimpson had effectively recovered from AIDS. This has never happened anywhere else.
Although they have different names, HIV and AIDS are the same thing. HIV is merely the name of the AIDS virus. The disease one contracts from HIV is called AIDS.
Dave Chappelle once said that AIDS was introduced to kill black people. Many NCAA members are still debating this with former Nazi scientists in order to resolve this conflict. Yes, the blacks now where Joseph Mengelev and Adolph Hitler are. No, we won't turn them over. Tough (This entire paragraph is a lie).
Mark: Yeah. That man was a sex machine. Did you see how many girlfriends he had?
Joey: Well, AIDS can be contracted by both straight and gay people, so I guess it was inevitable with how much pussy that guy got.
Mark: I got AIDS from a bad blood transfusion.
Joey: Oh. Damn.
Mark: Well, it's not contagious. Except through blood, breast milk, and semen.
Joey: That's good. I was getting afraid.
Mark: Oh. Well, I'll see ya. I'ma go hang myself.
Joey: You go do that.
Guy 2: You know what A.I.D.S. stands for right?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Amboy Is Dying Slowly. Stay away from them skanks before your dick falls off.
Guy 1: Damn
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)
"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
Gary: Heat up, I think I got AIDS.
Jason: Damn, who'd you hook up with?
Gary: Nah, Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits. My ass is on fire!
Jason: Oh, I was about to put you on sound blast. Le ri to Wal-Mart and get some water.