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A disease which started in "bathhouses" in San Francisco (although the first recorded (although unofficial) case occurred in a nunnery in England, presumably transferred to her through blood contact, rather than sexual contact), amongst the homosexual community. The disease started most likely through some seminal mutation or a strange mutant strain of a blood disease, presumably leukemia. It began after homosexuals began to have unprotected sex in said bathhouses, to the point at which it was said "you can enter that bathhouse right now, drop your pants, get serviced, and get out in less than three minutes." It was originally believed that the gays were the only people who could contract AIDS, so the California Bathhouses were all closed temporarily as more and more gay men and lesbian women became infected with AIDS. Although the deaths became rather rampant in a short time, the press refused to post any news of AIDS for weeks, merely because the story involved homosexuals. Roughly six months into the bathhouse closing fiasco, several straight women were reported to have contracted AIDS, and the bathhouses were reopened. Safe-sex became a large thing amongst gays and straight folk, as it was the only way to combat AIDS, considering the fact that AIDS could not be cured. Many people to this very day still believe that only wearing a condom will protect one from AIDS, but a study revealed that because several Americans had NOT USED CONDOMS PROPERLY, or had used FAULTY or DAMAGED CONDOMS, the disease was still prevalent. Be sure to ask your lover if she has been tested, if she has had many partners in the past, and make sure to always wear a condom.

Although AIDS cannot be spread through oral sex, many other venereal diseases can, e.g. herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and Chlamydia. AIDS invades the body's blood stream and slowly kills off all phages and T-Cells protecting us from diseases. AIDS cannot kill you, but the lack of an immune system can, leaving you vulnerable to many everyday viroids and bacteria we are drenched in every day. The death is usually slow and painful, and very, very slow.

Although AIDS is incurable, a miraculous occurrence took place in England. A 25-year-old gay man, a Mr. Stimpson, had learned that he had contracted AIDS from his lover. Thinking he had nothing left to lose, Stimpson and his lover were reported to have had wild, unprotected sex many times before he was diagnosed again. He went back to his clinic for a check-up, and it was found that he no longer had AIDS! Both tests were, indeed, correct, meaning that Mr. Stimpson had effectively recovered from AIDS. This has never happened anywhere else.

Although they have different names, HIV and AIDS are the same thing. HIV is merely the name of the AIDS virus. The disease one contracts from HIV is called AIDS.

Dave Chappelle once said that AIDS was introduced to kill black people. Many NCAA members are still debating this with former Nazi scientists in order to resolve this conflict. Yes, the blacks now where Joseph Mengelev and Adolph Hitler are. No, we won't turn them over. Tough (This entire paragraph is a lie).
Joey: Yo, I heard Jack got AIDS.
Mark: Yeah. That man was a sex machine. Did you see how many girlfriends he had?
Joey: Well, AIDS can be contracted by both straight and gay people, so I guess it was inevitable with how much pussy that guy got.
Mark: I got AIDS from a bad blood transfusion.
Joey: Oh. Damn.
Mark: Well, it's not contagious. Except through blood, breast milk, and semen.
Joey: That's good. I was getting afraid.
Mark: Oh. Well, I'll see ya. I'ma go hang myself.
Joey: You go do that.
by DeusExMagna January 10, 2006
 
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AIDs is a disease that breaks down your immune system. It is HIV in its later form. Nobody has ever died purely because of AIDs, something else kills you after AIDs has weakened you. This is why AIDs is such a horrible disease--it opens the doors and makes it so anything--even a cold--could kill you.

AIDs is blood transmitted, making it an STD. However, before they were able to test for it, you could get it from infected blood transplants.

There is no known cure for aids--yet. There is hope, though, as the prostitutes in Africa are immune to it. We know that it is possible to fight it.

AIDs's origin is not clear. We think it was a problem in the monkey kingdom, but then somebody ate infected monkey meat, got the virus, and spread it.

AIDs is not a punishment for the homosexuals. Strait people get it too. AIDs is not gender, race, sexuality, or age specific. Just because you're a strait, white, male doesn't make you immune. Anyone can get it.

Best way to prevent it: know who you're sleeping with.
AIDs is not a fun thing to get.
by The Usual Suspects June 27, 2005
 
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A.K.A. After Intense Drinking Shits. An unfortunate result after a heavy night of drinking in which you wake up the next morning and essentially shit fire. If not treated correctly, could result in the equally uncomfortable cranky ass.
Jack pounded like 20 beers last night. Poor bastard had the worst case of AIDS this morning.
by de los May 25, 2005
 
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Acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (HIV/AIDS) is a disease of the human immune system caused by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV). The illness interferes with the immune system, making people with AIDS much more likely to get infections, including opportunistic infections and tumors that do not usually affect people with working immune systems.

Estimated % of new AIDS diagnoses in 2009 by race
White: 27%
Black/African American: 47.9%
Hispanic/Latino: 21.2%
Other: the remainder

Populations around the world (CDC numbers)
US: 1.5M
West Europe 820k
South/Southwest Asia 4.1M
Subsaharan Africa 22.5M

CDC Estimated Number of Diagnoses of HIV Infection in the US, 2009

-Male-to-male sexual contact: 53%
-Injection drug use: 12%
-Male-to-male sexual contact and injection drug use: 4%
-Heterosexual contact with a person known to have, or to be at high risk for, HIV infection. 31%
-Hemophilia, blood transfusion, perinatal exposure, and risk not reported or not identified: 76 people
Perinatal: 131 people
AIDS can affect everyone but avoid high risks:

-Sex in subsaharan Africa
-Male to male sex
-Introv. drug user
-Hetro Sex with people who have male to male sex or drug use
by Combatoverride July 05, 2012
 
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Anally Induced Death Syndrome
Man, he's hot. I'd love to bang him in the ass....... too bad he has AIDS.
by William Stephens April 30, 2006
 
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Aids is a disease that shuts down your whole immune system causing simple viruses that can be cured by medicine to kill you. This disease could of been prevented if so many sinners did not have sex out of marriage.Instead so many people have sex with all kinds of people thinking it's okay. Stupid schools and teachers say that it's okay to have sex as long that you have protection. Go to hell!!!It is not okay!!!Why not get married with only one person!!!!
The girl with good christian values rathers get married with a man than going around with a boyfriend of 7 years and having sex out of marriage and getting Aids.
by Runner Bulldog May 23, 2008
 
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A sexually spread disease.
What the hell? That gay Milos Lazich just gave my mum aids!!!
by Sammytheking April 29, 2006
 
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Anything that isn't good.
"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Nah, that'd be about as cool as AIDS."
by sylentprofet February 03, 2005