VERB: pronounced(fag-are) DEFINITION multiple:1) to fornicate with a girl under the age of 14 (jail bate).
house moto; ("old enough to read, old enough to breed.")
2) to roofie helpless young, unsuspecting ladies to which they lure with parties and deceitful lies
1) Guy talking to girl: "Come to our party, dont worry, we wont AGR you."
2) One creeper to another: "That girl has to be in highschool, lets AGR her ;)"
Other creeper to the next: "Okay, Im down... as they say old enough to read, old enough to breed."
Alpha Gamma Rho, the agricultural fraternity. Depending on the campus can be a bunch of rowdy rednecks or just some simply hardworking country boys.
Oh, wow, the AGRs just fired a cue ball out of a cannon.
THE frat of all frats. Not only do AGR's work hard and study hard, but they party even harder. The ladies concider the boys to be the nicest and finest around. Their hospitality towards women is beyond kind. They always show them a good time and even let them stay the night. AGR's are typically ag majors, and most of them are country boys, so you know they can throw down the booze. Don't mess around with one or you're askin for a straight up ass kickin.
John: Hey I was thinking about joining AGR, what do you think?
Member: Let me see you shotgun that beer.
(John fucks up the shotgun)
Member: Go look at Betas you pussy.
Lady: Hey you goin to AGR's party this weekend?
Other lady: Well which one?
Other lady: Well i'll be at all of them because they're bad ass and not queers like Betas
Age Gap Relationship
Ernie and Mary are in an AGR. He is 23 years her junior.
NOUN: AGR, pronounced (fag-are). DEFINITION: The only ag related fraternity that loves their cattle so much that they are willing to slam a menstruating 200 pound sigma cattle at all costs.
USE IN SENTENCE: "Dude is that fat chick on her period?"
..."yeah, I think so and that AGR is totally trying to roofie her"
..."Dude thats disgusting, good thing Im rushing FarmHouse."
A term commonly associated with the full-time employees of the National Guard and Reserve. AGR is an acronym for "Assholes Getting Rich".
Look at that asshole, he must be an AGR.