A term commonly associated with the full-time employees of the National Guard and Reserve. AGR is an acronym for "Assholes Getting Rich".
Look at that asshole, he must be an AGR.
Alpha Gamma Rho, the agricultural fraternity. Depending on the campus can be a bunch of rowdy rednecks or just some simply hardworking country boys.
Oh, wow, the AGRs just fired a cue ball out of a cannon.
THE frat of all frats. Not only do AGR's work hard and study hard, but they party even harder. The ladies concider the boys to be the nicest and finest around. Their hospitality towards women is beyond kind. They always show them a good time and even let them stay the night. AGR's are typically ag majors, and most of them are country boys, so you know they can throw down the booze. Don't mess around with one or you're askin for a straight up ass kickin.
John: Hey I was thinking about joining AGR, what do you think?
Member: Let me see you shotgun that beer.
(John fucks up the shotgun)
Member: Go look at Betas you pussy.
Lady: Hey you goin to AGR's party this weekend?
Other lady: Well which one?
Other lady: Well i'll be at all of them because they're bad ass and not queers like Betas
Not to be confused with the non greek "fraternity" Farm-House though there are many similarities that had these two groups been founded today would result in a copyright claim that would stand up well in the United States Higher court system. AGR was founder first which is to be noted. Recently the members of this fraternity are doing their best to jump on the bandwagon of the whole "Fratty" movement which is steering their organization away from its traditional values towards tfm.com. What once was a group of hardworking gentlemen with good family values and sense of tradition that can only be found from the small town atmosphere has sense become one of stereotypical "frat " focused more on brands such as Sperry, boating, Southern Tide and portraying the TFM image than their actual fraternity and bettering the image of agriculture. With boasts of "pulling" all this group of primary overly religious virgins pulls is an implement behind a tractor, or someone out a ditch with an overly lifted unnecessary truck. Almost every house has a collection of files containing past coursework for almost any gen ed class as well as all of the college of agriculture coursework so these boys can come in handy grade wise. These files allow these boys to spend almost every night at the bar, as well as to receive higher grades than any other group on campus which results in better jobs in the long run so ladies start polishing your gold digging equipment.
Hey girl you going to hit up that AGR party tonight? Yeah! they always have free booze and I can always go over to TKE or ATO afterwards and find someone to sleep with?
Hey my car is stuck in the snow do you know anyone who can help me? Yeah! Call up one of the AGGERs those AGR's can always pull someone out.
Age Gap Relationship
Ernie and Mary are in an AGR. He is 23 years her junior.
VERB: pronounced(fag-are) DEFINITION multiple:1) to fornicate with a girl under the age of 14 (jail bate).
house moto; ("old enough to read, old enough to breed.")
2) to roofie helpless young, unsuspecting ladies to which they lure with parties and deceitful lies
1) Guy talking to girl: "Come to our party, dont worry, we wont AGR you."
2) One creeper to another: "That girl has to be in highschool, lets AGR her ;)"
Other creeper to the next: "Okay, Im down... as they say old enough to read, old enough to breed."
NOUN: AGR, pronounced (fag-are). DEFINITION: The only ag related fraternity that loves their cattle so much that they are willing to slam a menstruating 200 pound sigma cattle at all costs.
USE IN SENTENCE: "Dude is that fat chick on her period?"
..."yeah, I think so and that AGR is totally trying to roofie her"
..."Dude thats disgusting, good thing Im rushing FarmHouse."