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AGP
Accelerated Graphics Port
<hardware> (AGP) A bus specification by Intel which gives low-cost 3D graphics cards faster access to main memory on personal computers than the usual PCI bus.

AGP dynamically allocates the PC's normal RAM to store the screen image and to support texture mapping, z-buffering and alpha blending.

Intel has built AGP into a chipset for its Pentium II microprocessor. AGP cards are slightly longer than a PCI card.

AGP operates at 66 MHz, doubled to 133 MHz, compared with PCI's 33 Mhz. AGP allows for efficient use of frame buffer memory, thereby helping 2D graphics performance as well.

AGP provides a coherent memory management design which allows scattered data in system memory to be read in rapid bursts. AGP reduces the overall cost of creating high-end graphics subsystems by using existing system memory.

AGP PORT
by mahdi hajimoradi October 09, 2001
 
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AGP
AGP - above ground pool. used to describe something or someone who is white trash or aspirationally rich.
oh my god... that girl is totally agp.
by blonde-uh-dragon August 10, 2010
 
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agp
AGP

The syndrome of having pants that seemingly defy gravty to travel further up the waistline until reaching what is known as the "harry highpants" stage. In severe cases pants may cause victims to hover several inches above the ground.

Early warning signs include raising of the voice several tones, at later stages, octaves. A tendancy to tell guys to 'settle down' and beltline being closer to the head than feet.

Also the 296th element on the periodic table.
"Guys, guys! Settle down" - person with agp
by mytgp.tk August 05, 2007
 
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AGP
A word to describe a person as being, blatantly retarded, and/or technologically illiterate.

Originates from the statement "Nathan: This computer has 4 AGP slots!" (not possible)
"I overclocked my power supply!" STFU AGP.
"Hi, my name is nathan. AGP.
by Psynic, C0ntax. December 17, 2008
 
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agp
anti gravity pants

The syndrome of having pants that seemingly defy gravty to travel further up the waistline until reaching what is known as the "harry highpants" stage. In severe cases pants may cause victims to hover several inches above the ground.

Early warning signs include raising of the voice several tones, at later stages, octaves. A tendancy to tell guys to 'settle down' and beltline being closer to the head than feet.

Also the 296th element on the periodic table.
"Guys, guys! Settle down" - person with agp
by Charles Coll July 20, 2007
 
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AGP
(n) A general acronym for Almer's Goopy Pork, a food found generally up one's butt and slightly to the right.
I ate AGP last night but I had to screw some biatch to get to it... heh heh...
by ChaosChronicle January 06, 2004