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A pointless and mundane monthly "report" a Xerox Inside Sales Executive must write to his/her Account General Manager. Although extremely pointless and hollow, it is viewed as a critical report by upper management to "prove one's worth". Similar to TPS reports only dumbed down a bit.
Brett (Manager): Carol, I noticed you were #1 in sales this month and hit all of your monthly targets; that said, you didn't complete your AGM Report by the 4th like I asked you too so thus you are not the Employee of the Month.

Worker 1: Hey man did you do up your AGM report yet?
Worker 2: What's the point of those anyways.
Worker 1: I dunno', it seems as though its another bullshit "make work" project assigned by management.
by FWSScontact January 19, 2013

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