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Aww, look at how that kid walks... He's so AFL!
by bud4lyf September 08, 2010
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Stands for away from life, used to describe people such as nerds who never leave their computer, people who shun all others, etc.
The whole summer I've been AFL dotaing so that I could be as good as Stoli :(
by Fallore August 23, 2006
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One of the major cash cows of Australian society. The AFL is a sport famous for misogyny and homo-erotica. Widely ridiculed for its dorky four pole goal and egg shaped ball. Adverts for the AFL on TV are highly sensationalized to inspire excitement among the population. The actual game is however slow and predictable.
the umpire blew his whistle again and stopped the game for the tenth time in the last ten minutes.
Thats the AFL for ya.
by ILOVEAFL September 05, 2012
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The poofiest sport in Australia were if you throw a punch, your contract will be terminated
The great aussie game my arse
by CyberKev February 25, 2005
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A game only recognised in that state called victoria which is the only sport that rewards useless pricks for missing a goal, who can't make it at rugby because they lack the skill, passion, spirit and masculinity that other sports around the world posess.
Kick and giggle.
catch and clap.
aerial ping pong.
fags r' us
by A Struss April 18, 2005
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Its a confused idea of soccer, football...and mad men running in porno shorts
"...they get free kicks for pushing in the back, but when they take marks they can jump on ppls backs. I'll never learn all the AFL rules"

"Its a confused idea of soccer, football...and mad men running in porno shorts"
by M.I.B August 12, 2006
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1. Amigo/a for life.
2. Amazing fuck lover.
1. Yusef is Maryam's AFL.
2. Maryam is Yusef's AFL.
by Shady Man Boobies September 18, 2007
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