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An Australian sport for pussys. For 3 hours one player kicks the ball to another player, going backwards and fowards. The aim of the sport is to try kick the ball between 2 large posts, but don't worry if you miss cause you get a consolation point for being a fag. GAY-FL : WORST SPORT IN EXISTANCE! Follow a real mans sport, like NRL.
Person 1- "hey did you watch that shit game of AFL last night. It was the most boring thing I've ever watched"

Person 2- "Yep, AFL is certaintly shit"
by QWERT YOUR MUM March 25, 2009
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AFl aka GayFl aka Aerial Ping Pong aka Cross Country Basketball aka Catch n clap, is the only sport in the world which rewards failure. The idea is to kick the ball between 2 posts and gain 7 points. If your shit and you miss, you get one point for trying and failing.

GayFl is mostly played in the unintelligent states of Australia such as Tasmania (Inbreds), Victoria (Queers), South Australia (Serial Killers) and Western Australia (Abos) where the average IQ is below 30.

AFL is the only code of football (if you can call it football) that plays on a round feild. All in all there are 36 players and a total of 73 balls on the feild at any given time.

If you are into a softcock version of football combined with basketball and pingpong than AFL is for you.
Guy 1, Did you watch the AFL grandfinal?
Guy 2, Are you kidding, if you watched that im going to have to shoot you.
Guy 1, I um .... didnt watch it???
Guy 2, Fucking BANG!!! You LIAR!!!
by NRL Rocks October 02, 2009
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The national league of Australian Rules football.
Best sport in the entire world. Played in Australia, its real sport for real sport fans.
Never been to a game? You suck man.
Footy is awesome, check it out sometime.

There are 16 teams coming from Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia, New South Wales and Queensland.
They are;
Adelaide Crows and Port Power (South Australia)
Carlton Blues, Collingwood Magpies, Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks, North Melbourne Kangaroos, Melbourne Demons, Richmond Tigers, Western Bulldogs (Victoria)
West Coast Eagles and Fremantle Dockers (Western Australia)
Syndney Swans (New South Wales)
Brisbane Lions (Queensland)

Crows are the best of all the teams. :)
"I love AFL"
"Carn the Crows!"
"Rugby is gay"
by maddiemaddiemaddieyee May 19, 2008
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Stands for: Australian Football League.

Invented in the late 1800’s and is currently the most popular ball sport in the country.

AFL is predominantly played in Victoria, Tasmania, NT, Western and South Australia while the other two states lick the under-side of their grandad’s ball sacks watching evolution pass them by.

New South Welshman and Queenslanders have a hard time understanding the sport due to their massive inbred gene pool and large brain injuries from playing a sport they are so fond of called ‘Rugby’ (from what I gather, you grab the ball and run as hard as you can at other men instead of around them? Cheers. You are all meatheads).
Person 1: Hey mate, I am going to watch the footy
Person 2: Ith it Pawammatta versz’s the Manwy Sea------- *gets bitch slapped*
Person 3: Not RUGBY you mongoloid Queenslander he means AFL!
Person 1: Nice. He deserved that… now lets leave before he wakes and tries to eat us
by Cen Bousins March 12, 2009
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A sport designed for Aussies that are generally too intelligent to play Thugby (Warwick Capper being an exception). Often called footy in the southern states, the retarded Thugby lovers (who coincidentally call Thugby 'footy') think of it as homosexual and..... well that's one of the very few words they know, so not too much else. AFL can actually pass for a football code due to the fact the ball is actually kicked regularly, unlike Thugby.
by someonereasonable December 24, 2009
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Gridiron and NRL are for those who can't make it into the AFL
by SailorJ September 29, 2009
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A sport that is played in Australia.

There are 36 players on the field, 18 per side.
There are two ways to score points, either kick it through the posts in middle, and gain six points, but if you miss and only get it through the posts at the side, you only get one point, and the other team gets a free kick.

Australian Rules Football has been played in Australia since 1858, and the Australian Football League first begun in 1897.
It is currently played in Western Australian (West Coast Eagles, Fremantle Dockers), South Australia (Adelaide Crows, Port Power), Victoria (Geelong Cats, Essendon Bombers, North Melbourne Kangaroos, Carlton Blues, Melbourne Demons, Collingwood Magpies, Richmond Tigers, Hawthorn Hawks, St Kilda Saints), New South Wales (Sydney Swans) and Queensland (Brisband Lions).
"Did you see the AFL last night?"
"Who was playing?"
"Crows played the Power, great game."
by delamere31 July 18, 2009
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