Parents: We're going to the shops, but we'll be back in 5 minutes. Bye son.
Son: Looks like it's time for an afap.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you break your hand?
Guy 2: I heard a knock on my door while I was jacking off, so I had to finish A.F.A.P.
Guy 1: I had a glorious orgasm last night.
Guy 2: Yeah I wouldn't know anything about that - I tend to afap. Also, I'm pretty sure you stole that line from Zach Galifianakis
Guy 1: Fuck you, man.
to simply get as fucked as you possibly can on alcohol and/or narcotics.
"dude as your best friend i think there's only one thing for it, LET'S GET AFAP!"
"awh Jerry your the best!"
Guy 2- "Oh yeah, I actually talked to him about it. He said they went at it for a good half hour!"
Guy 1- "I dunno dude. Neha said as soon as he took his pants off he completely afapped."