Attention Defecite Schaub Disorder. A genetic attention disorder that may lead to a shortend attetion span & figeting.
"E=MC... oh look a butterfly..."
"Dude what is you with Josh?"
"Don't worry, he just has ADSD."
Attention Deficit Sexual Disorder
A socially acceptable alternative to declaring a person to be a slut.
In this world of victimization and diseases for everything, it is not somebody's fault if they are sexually promiscuous. They merely have ADSD.
"Dude, your ex just blew the whole frat house, she's such a slut!"
"Nah, she just has ADSD."