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9.
ADS
ADS stands for Alcohol & Drug Services.
ADS is a bullshit program where they send teenagers who get caught smoking pot or drinking. During treatment they administer random urine screens and breathalyzers. There are three phases, phase one is drug education and it lasts for five weeks, phase two can be anywhere from 3-9 months long and they will keep you in this phase for as long as possible and ask you a bunch of pointless questions that you'll probably bullshit beacuse all you want to do is move onto phase three so you can be reassured that you'll be able smoke again within the next 4-6 weeks.(I only know of this program in the Northern Virginia area.)
"Man, I can't wait to get out of ADS so I can toke everyday again."
by candice D May 14, 2005
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1.
Ads
Something websites put up so they can afford to buy drugs such as cocaine and pot.
Person 1: Why are there so many ads on urbandictionary.com
Person 2: Because drugs don't come cheap.
Person 1: I see.
by Justingraziano July 28, 2008
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2.
ADS
Acronym for aim down sight.
Most ADS kills in this match!
by growler420 January 28, 2010
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3.
ads
from 'advertising' like a slang.
i wanna buy ads at google.
by Roman22 August 08, 2007
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4.
ADS
Absolute Dick Syndrome.

A problem that only applies to the male species usually in the teenage years, passes with gaining of maturity, and common sense.

Symptoms include:
Treating women badly
Making sexist and stupidly inappropriate jokes
Cockiness
Lots of references to size of his and others penises

And behaving like he believes that he is king of the world and gods gift to women.

WARNING: Treatment has not yet been discovered so don't bother the hospitals, the is nothing you can do for now.
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with Matt
Jane: He's got ADS

Sam to friends: I screwed her so hard she's walking strange!
Nicole: Call an ambulance, we have a serious case of ADS
by Ne195b December 11, 2011
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5.
ADS
ADS: Arrogant Douchebag Syndrome. Common disease for tools. People with ADS may not know they have it. Common symptoms of ADS: arrogance, douche, doesnt give a hoot, cocky, sly. ADS usually leads to seclusion from people and can lead to paralysis and even death.
Alex has a horrible case of ADS. He is on thin ice, someone should tell him to stop.
by Night Hawk Fleet Destroyer June 05, 2011
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6.
ADS
When an annoying motherfucker starts to talk shit, and it creates a toomer-like headache.
I was going down on these two bitches when my ADS started flaring up, so I had them make me sandwiches to make me feel better!
by StickyTits.Jizz May 29, 2011
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7.
ADS
Acronym for:
Alcohol Deficiency Syndrome

The lacking of alcohol in your system.
Dude I'm suffering from ADS here, when is the EDT.

There is no way I am touching that dance floor while I'm suffering ADS.
by Rob March 27, 2005
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