ADS is a bullshit program where they send teenagers who get caught smoking pot or drinking. During treatment they administer random urine screens and breathalyzers. There are three phases, phase one is drug education and it lasts for five weeks, phase two can be anywhere from 3-9 months long and they will keep you in this phase for as long as possible and ask you a bunch of pointless questions that you'll probably bullshit beacuse all you want to do is move onto phase three so you can be reassured that you'll be able smoke again within the next 4-6 weeks.(I only know of this program in the Northern Virginia area.)
A problem that only applies to the male species usually in the teenage years, passes with gaining of maturity, and common sense.
Treating women badly
Making sexist and stupidly inappropriate jokes
Lots of references to size of his and others penises
And behaving like he believes that he is king of the world and gods gift to women.
WARNING: Treatment has not yet been discovered so don't bother the hospitals, the is nothing you can do for now.
Jane: He's got ADS
Sam to friends: I screwed her so hard she's walking strange!
Nicole: Call an ambulance, we have a serious case of ADS