Receiving Checks for being laid off from your job, unexpectedly.
Government: "This is not a hawaii vacation Fawzia Ahmadi"
Fawzia: "No, I already know dont lie, I'm going to Hawaii and Mexico, to go tan"
Government: " Oo kussy !! Chi guftem ta?! Yak Hawaii Mawaii nasta!! Biskulon vacation macation dega!!"
Asshole 2:"ADD is a real thing, a doctor can diagnose you for it! I know a guy!"
Me: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW HUH I DON'T NEED THE DAMN MEDICATION I'M PERFECTLY FI... How did I get in this room? When did the bus drop me off? What were we talking about?
Friend 2: Whoa, calm down. Jeez.
Friend 3: I don't think she took it this morning... O.o
Friend 4: Ever hear of breathing?
Friend 5: Or punctuation for that matter?
Me: Did I spaz again?
Friend 1: Yep... O_o
Friend 3: She doesn't remember?
Friend 2: She's just like GIR!!!!
ADD, called "Attention Deficit Disorder" by "the professionals," is an advanced state of mind only achievable by those willing to accept their humanity and open up to themselves and others emotionally. For these individuals, hormones and other chemicals play a large role in the decision-making process, regardless of the ignorance of jealous others.
2: Clouds, sky... I dunno. Hey, look, an eagle!
2: Over there, you missed it... anyway, how are ya?
1: I swear you have ADD or something.