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asian dick disease (A.D.D.)someone with an abnormally small penis
mike has a pretty bad case of A.D.D.
by sir steve of clovis July 02, 2006
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Asian Drinking Disorder (n.)

A.D.D. occurs when members of the asian descent drink too much alcohol (sometimes no more than a beer, occasionally even one sip) and become red in the face, experience shortness of breath and other allergic reactions. It turns out that certain individuals, common in Asians, have a defective aldehyde dehydrogenase gene, ALDH2, in that it doesn’t metabolize acetaldehyde as rapidly as normal. Thus, a person who drinks too much builds up acetaldehyde in their system and feels bad or is sick. This manifests in Asians with the defected ALDH gene as a facial flush as they drink.
Damn, that Kim Jong Ill looking muthaphuka has A.D.D. and lost it after one drink...

You should date those asian girls. They have A.D.D..Only one drink and they're on the floor!

Take Teng-Lee Ong home. He's got A.D.D.! One Zima and he's already passing out....
by Ed Green December 06, 2007
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A made up mental disorder used as a scape-goat for laziness.
Teacher: Little Billy has been doing bad in school lately.
Billy's Mother: He has ADD
Teacher: Oh. Ok. Nevermind. It's fine then. 100% NOT his fault.
by bennnnnnnn August 17, 2005
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1. A woman that is dick-whipped.
2. Addicted to Da Dick.
3. Addicted to Deadly Dick
4. Addicted to Da Hard Dick = ADHD
Lisa called Rocky 120 times in one day. She is definitely a candidate for A.D.D.!
by Reidan Black May 22, 2008
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The product of well thought out conspiracy where people of prestige have offered the opportunity for anyone to claim a disorder. Likely because coffee and energy drinks are not enough to start the day anymore. Many folks desire something other than reality; hence, rather than mastering their own minds, they stimulate them with amphetamines. Somehow the ADD sub-culture gains respect, while illegal drug users are just the same, cheating their lives.
Dude, doing drugs is so wrong; but guess what! I just snagged 50 pops of Concerta. I told my mom I was having trouble in school so she's droppin' 20% of her paycheck & talkin' to ADD docs to get me these pillzzz! Have fun at your job, I'm going to play my new xbox 360!
by Androgenius December 10, 2010
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Verb - Derived from Attention Deficit Disorder. To ADD someone is to completely forget about them; to forget about.
Ted ADDed me for dinner.
Ted ADDed class this morning.
My roommate, Ted, ADDed college.
by appledj2 November 05, 2005
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A shaftian: When your best friend takes a shit in the glove compartment of your brand new car.
by ShaFtiaN x - TysoN is Fat August 05, 2008
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