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ADD is a mental disorder which leads to restlessness, difficulty paying attention or focusing, and a short attention span. It is caused by a chemical imbalance, when the brain manufactures insufficient amounts of a stimulant. am not sure what the name of the chemical is. ADD medications make people without ADD hyper because it is the same type of stimulant as Mountain Dew. That's why I drink mountain dew whenever my prescription runs out, because it relieves my symptoms.
ADD makes meh twitchy. A lot. Although, technically, I have ADHD. Hmm.
by I-gots-teh-ADD's February 26, 2009
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Hey what's up with Rob? Why's he jumpin up and down and scrathing his face?

Rob has ADD or akimow
by Rob January 30, 2005
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A crutch created by psychologists and used by American parents and teachers to avoid telling a child that he or she is a moron.

But, if there are no stupid kids, where do all the dumbass adults come from?
It's okay Eric, you got four F's on your report card because you have add, not because you're a fucking dummy.
by John Heinz Kerry March 10, 2005
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I don't pay attention in school, so I must have ADD. my parents gave me some pills to make me a zombie... YAY!
by Frankeeeee July 25, 2006
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Billy Has A.D.D
by DaleJr's Lover. July 11, 2009
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"Beer," when typed into a T9 text cell phone.
"Dude, when are we going out for adds?"
by roentgenbeer February 03, 2009
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Attention Deficit Disorder, AKA let's dish out money on ritalin so our kids will pay better attention in school.
F. Mercury: "Dude, don't fuck with me, I have ADD."
Me: "Stfu faggot that's fake."
Some guy in the background listening to the conversation: "ROFL PWNED!"
by 36/m/AZ in wheelchair November 07, 2004
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