New internationally agreed upon psychological term for the condition, (formally classified as TAPS), whereby the sufferer is prevented from concentrating on anything for any length of time due to an obsessive compulsion to scratch his arse. In schoolchildren this disorder results in their being unable to absorb any information at school, giving the (sometimes false) impression that they are too fucking thick to educate.
Thankfully the symptoms are now treatable by a variety of methods, including strong phsycoactive drugs (causing the sufferer to sit in silent terror of his own halucinations, but from the outside he appears to be concentrating hard on his lessons). Another more progressive treatment is omega 3 fish oil, which one presumably rubs on his arse to relive the itching.
A person who believes she can have it in the butt and still be a virgin.
Act of continuing compulsive word vomit.
A skanky whore who is really a man behind all that makeup.
All of the above and more...
"No, really, I'm a virgin...I've only had it in the butt...once, twice, hell every night. But I'm still a virgin! Swear!"
"I love him and him, but today I only want you, but just so you know on Tuesday the rules state that I must switch off...sorry!"
Morning, on phone with boyfriend..."Honey, just so you know if you ever see me without makeup, I want you to hear this from me...I'm not a girl! I'm a man! The makeup is key!"
Ted ADDed class this morning.
My roommate, Ted, ADDed college.
Some people actually really hate people who have ADD (or people who are just really hyper). This causes them to try and beat the crap out of the "ADDers".
Immature people: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA *claps hands*
Normal Person : Stfu. You're not funny. Get out.
ADD: NO!! YOU GET OUT!! HAHAHAHAHA OWNED!
Normal Person : ADDer, if I had not started using that phrase "owned" you would not have started using it. You don't even know what "owned" means.
ADD: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT FACE VAGINA LICKER TITTIES PENIS COCK DICK SHIT HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: That's it!!! ADD, go sit in the corner!
Normal person : WHAT THE HELL!?! HE JUST STARTED CUSSING AND YOU TELL HIM TO SIT IN THE CORNER?!? THAT'S BULL!
Teacher: Did you just say hell?? YOU SIR, ARE HEREBY EXPELLED!!
ADD: Why is life so hard?? I hope that life treats me better and with respect unlike the teacher who makes me sit in the corner... HUMPH!! *starts crying*