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7.
Coffee.
You know how Lexi thinks acorns doesn't equal coffee? She's wrong. I just proved it.
by BradyIsGreatness January 23, 2012
 
1.
Awfully Corrupt Officials for Registring Negroes (ACORN) is yet another corrupt political group hiding under the guise of helping the poor and advancing civil rights.
ACORN might do at least a little good despite their repeated offenses at advising people on how to effectively commit tax fraud and defrauding people to believe they are simply registering voters when they are really aiming to register democratic voters. But isn't it *truly* a mark of shame for the democrats when they benefit so extremely disproportionately from an effort at registering the nation's most uneducated, uninterested and ignorant people to vote? What will they do in the next tight election, court the violent pedophile vote?
by FigurinOutLife September 11, 2009
 
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An acronym for Association of Community Organizers for Reform now, which is an organization that operates in low-income neighborhoods to help register new voters. They are a radical left-of-center group and have yet to ever support a conservative candidate. Recently, investigations in 14 different states have led to numerous convictions of ACORN employees, including things such as voter registration fraud, election fraud, perjury, identity theft, and now most recently, videos of an undercover investigation have surfaced plainly showing ACORN employees aiding a couple posing as a hooker and her pimp in getting a home in her name through illegal means including falsifying documents, tax evasion, and child prostitution. The US Census Bureau recently cut ties to the group after all of these nefarious actions came to light also. It is of the opinion of many now that ACORN is less of a community organizing group dedicated to helping low-income and minorities than it is a multi-state organized crime racket that ought be brought up on RICO charges. Barack Obama is a big supporter of ACORN as well and once served as a lawyer for the group.
Bob: "Those fuckers from ACORN ought to be locked up."

Joe: "Yeah, right along with their crooked, lying leader, Barack Hussein Obama."
by mremr1976 September 14, 2009
 
3.
acorn is a nut that fat squirrels eat off of oak trees
person:look that squirrel is eating an acorn
other person: no shit
by cascadineddy August 16, 2007
 
4.
an unusually small penis. definition is derived from the appearance it takes upon a flacid state.
"the life-drawing class couldn't help but giggle at the model's miniscule acorn.'
by ryan ingersol March 07, 2005
 
5.
Another word for crazy, aka nuts.
Person 1: I love swimming in ground beef.
Person 2: You're acorns!
by NOT a girl January 02, 2008
 
6.
Female breasts. Dark rings around nipples resemble that of the rings of uncapped acorns.
"Dude, you see the acorns on that chick??"
by Tha CDP March 14, 2009