Top Definition
The gynecological instance then the vaginal walls of an older women fuse due to lack of sexual activity
Ms. Smith, you can get dressed. fortunately, your condition is not serious and will not require surgery. Your early onset AARP hymen can be alleviated through the adoption of sexual relations or the purchase of a vibrator.
by Coining Buttress October 26, 2010

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