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Awkward Ass Mother Fucker
Two girls on drugs wait for elevator. Green haired fuckface walks in awkwardly as fuck and waits behind us.

girl one: (chuckling)
girl two: (snorting)

Elevator opens. Guy walks in AS AWKWARDLY AS POSSIBLE

girl one: (literally fucking dying of laughter)
girl two: (going to pee her goddamn pants)
AAMF: (akwardly standing in corner. Not laughing like the awkward ass mother fuck he IS)

Elevator opens. Girls run out. Elevator hasn't closed yet

girl two: (screaming) THAT WAS ONE AWKWARD ASS MOTHER FUCKER
by nigga337 March 03, 2013

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Always another mother fucker

In call of duty mw2 when you kill a guy but there is another seal right there to kill you
Me: Damn dude i smoke his ass but his punk ass friend was right beside him. i only had 1 more kill for a nuke.

Chris: Shit bro. aamf.
by Phil the kill February 10, 2010

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As A Matter of Fact
as a matter of fact AAMF, used in sentences.
by Pygmy Puff March 26, 2012

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