This derives from the ancient meaning of ADD, which stands for "attention deficit disorder".
The parables are easily noticed.
There are older overused synonyms for AAD such as "attention whore" or "drama queen".
-"You have AAD".
*plays with strand for a few minutes
Teacher-"Pass up your papers"
Student-"FUCK!!!I SUFFER FROM AAD"
A tragic condition in which radiation damage causes the taint to fuse to the other side of the asshole, resulting in a plug sufficient to partially or completely prevent defecation.
Warning signs: prior to the development of full blown AADS, one may notice tingling agarose.
Known risk factors: microwave exposure. Exposure to American Dad.
Treatment: can sometimes be treated with a diet that produces wet diarrhea. May also be corrected by painful surgery.