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Place where people who fuck their lives up, in part because they drink to much, go to learn from people, they would otherwise hate, how to not be the piece of shit at the center of the universe. New in AA:
"Hi, I'm not sure I'm an alcoholic, but I have to come here because the judge threatend to send me to jail if I got another DUI. I think I can control my drinking if my girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, parent would just leave me the fuck alone and do things the way I want. |
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The place to go if you have ever: pissed your pants; wrecked your car; been arested for multiple DUI's; passed out outdoors; urinated in an interior corner or plant; hid beer for "later"; drank alcohol you think is foul because there is nothing else; thought hair of the dog is a good idea; lost a weekend; called up your friends to piece together why you are home without your pants; missed Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner by accident; been fired 'cause you are too drunk/hungover to got to work; woke up wondering who is sleeping next to you; intend to drink a cocktail and ended up drunk, and; you sincerely cannot stop drinking but don't want to live a miserable life. Dude...ever since Mike's gone to AA I can keep my beer in the fridge and I don't have to worry about him watering the ficus tree.
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A 12 step program for those who wish to stop drinking and get sober and stay sober. It is not run by anybody but is a democratic group of fellow drunks. It is not religious, but there is a spiritual aspect to the program for those who want it. It's a great program where its members often find lasting deep friendships with other sober folks. It works! example in definition
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African American, espescially used in personal ads. Divorced AA female seeks divorced AA male, any age.
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1) an oft-forgotten bra size implying itty-bitty but quite cute boobs
2) a person of said size 1) Jenny has trouble finding AA lingerie.
2) Monica is a petite and sexy AA. |
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size of a battery used in portable devices such as radios, music players, flashlights...usually a 1.5V (volt)in Alkaline or a 1.2V in rechargeable. Can be used alone, or in combination with other AA batteries as decided by the device manufacturer. zeke:get a package of AA batteries for me at the store
zack: ya want 48 from Costco or 2 from 7-11?? |
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Alcoholics Anonymous, a place where people go to do everything but consume alcohol. Usually run by insane born-again Christians; these smoke-filled rooms in churches all over the country consume more coffee per capita than any other group known to mankind. Person 1: Hello, I'm ____ and I'm an alcoholic.
People: Hello, ____ Person 2: It's ok, here have a cigarette and some coffee and we'll discuss how poisoning our bodies is bad. |
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Alcoholics Anonymous...a place where drunks go to recover from their addiction. AA...where your ass needs to be!
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