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asb
"Attention Seeking Behavior". Refers to people who constantly need attention and do stupid and pathetic things to get attention. Doing anything to intentionaly draw attention to ones self for gratification.
Girls who make out with other girls for attention.

"Did you see that outfit she was wearing today? You could see right through it."

"That girl has major ASB."
by Nicole M. Carr March 25, 2007
 
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An acronym for Associated Student body. It is a form of student government for high school. It is sometimes referred to as A.S.U. It is used to make kids feel like they are in some bogus form of democracy givning them the feeling they have a say in school.
Tyler was A.S.B. class president.
by Guapo July 03, 2006
 
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asb
Associated Student Body. A high school group that goes through everything together. They have ups and downs but it doesn't matter because we will always be by each others side. They are a family.
GG asb, they are unforgettable.
by SPC '10-'11 August 22, 2010
 
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ASB
"Alien Space Bats," an utterly ridiculous deus ex machina, usually mentioned ironically as an explanation for some completely implausible event in althist.

Per Wiki, the term was coined by the late Alison Brooks on the usenet group soc.history.what-if to debunk the idea that Germany could have ever successfully invaded the United Kingdom during World War II.
In my next novel, Iraq wins the war and Saddam makes passionate love to the First Lady on the steps of the Library of Congress... or is that too ASBs?
by Hunter Thompson August 09, 2010
 
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ASB
Amazing story bro. For when CSB doesn't really get across how sarcastic you are being about the intresting nature of a story.
Emma: "I can't get to sleep with those birds chirping all the time!"
Jake: "ASB."
by andreh January 02, 2011
 
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ASB
ASB (an acronym for "Associated Student Bodies") is an adult furry comic book about a lion who gets involved into an unrealistic gay relationship. ASB is very popular among furs, since it's about love and, more important, life. It features adult content, but certainly isn't adult-centristic. Highly recommended for anyone, no matter what gender and orientation you are. It's just cool.
That Danny-lion from ASB is just cool! Give me more of him! :)
by Wildy February 08, 2005
 
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ASB
Asain Skinny Bitch
I realy like to have an ASB.
by U812 June 22, 2012