Angry Little Man Syndrome. Typically used to describe short, violent outbursts from men of short stature, usually verbal. Usually affects those from age 14-17. First case was reported in Mid-Michigan.
Guy 1. Man, did you hear Drew go off? Nigga's got a severe case of A.L.M.S.!
Guy 2: Yeah, that was the worst flare up I have ever seen!
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P.L.M.V (Personlly Located Music Video) is a short video of photos or clips of home videos set in sequence to music. The lyrics of the song do not have to have any relation to the photos or video clips. P.L.M.V's can be hosted on numerous video sites such as YouTube or Metacafe
Good exampless of P.L.M.V (Personlly Located Music Video) are here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txrd1Zq264s
Laughing My Fucking Ass Off. A term used when you are in tears from laughter. Used mostly on instant messaging.
Ben: I did the stupidest thing last nite, i was running down the street with Alex and I ran straight into a pole, i ran so hard i think i dinted it!
Kyle: U are such an idiot. l.m.f.a.o!
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Lauren Millar Syndrome: Pertaining to the non-possession of an ass. A serious case of nass.
Guy#1:Yo check her out, she has absolutely no ass.
Guy#2:Your right, thats an extreme case of L.M.S.
acronym meaning "deep throat at life." used to describe someone who sucks so much at life that they've managed to turn it into a talent, like deep throat.
"Ok seriously, is sucking at life not enough right now?? Do I NOT have enough personal shit going on?? I realize mercury is in retrograde but, aside from that I'm almost positive that the sun/moon/stars are perfectly lined against me!!
The following has happened in the last week:
Wednesday - While vacuuming the vacuum caught fire! Not just smoke that smelled horrible but actual flames! No more vacuum.
Friday - Wicked gnar traffic because a CRANE falls on the 405! The "check engine" light goes on in my car (less than 15K miles on my car) My dinner plans flaked out/had a better option.
Saturday - Didn't want to get out of bed all day, so I'm chillin in my room watching tv & all of a sudden the picture is GONE on every channel! I have a Sony and its no more than 5 yrs old!! I have sound but NO PICTURE, I no longer "watch tv" in my room...
Today - bought two 6 packs of beer just before I get home. I parked & gathered my purse/messenger bag, reached to grab the beer and drop my makeup bag which breaks the only thing that keeps me sane in traffic & allows me to eat my "cake". So I start to cry and walk upstairs and the god damn 7-11 bag tears and I broke an entire 6 pack of michelob ultra.
All of this is a "True Story"
I give up! Whoever is fucking with me, you win!
*** waves white flag ***" - cara mia
Classic example of D.T.A.L.
Angry Little Man. A generally unhappy midget or "little person" who is having a bad day.
That Wee Man is an A.L.M. Hes always pissing in my cheerios