A.L.M.

Angry Little Man. A generally unhappy midget or "little person" who is having a bad day.

That Wee Man is an A.L.M. Hes always pissing in my cheerios

A.L.M. by Denethemachine March 21, 2008

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A.L.M.S.

Angry Little Man Syndrome. Typically used to describe short, violent outbursts from men of short stature, usually verbal. Usually affects those from age 14-17. First case was reported in Mid-Michigan.

Guy 1. Man, did you hear Drew go off? Nigga's got a severe case of A.L.M.S.!

Guy 2: Yeah, that was the worst flare up I have ever seen!

A.L.M.S. by Tostito September 4, 2007

I-D-P-L-M-A-L

I-D-P-L-M-A-L is a memory device to remember the order in which musical modes follow each other. A common way to remember this order is to remember the phrase "I Dig Phat Ladies - Mostly All Lesbian" which will help you to order the modes in the correct manner:

Ionian
Dorian
Phrygian
Lydian
Mixolydian
Aeolian
Locrian

"Shit, dude! What mode comes after phrygian?"
"Just remember I-D-P-L-M-A-L! I... Dig... Phat... Ladies..."
"Lydian! It's lydian! Fuck, you are a pro!"
"Your cursing is beginning to sound like a locrian triad to me."
"What?"
"The tritone."
"What?"
"Why are you even in this class?"

I-D-P-L-M-A-L by Billybobilly January 3, 2008