A.I.P 

An A.ir I.ntolerant P.erson.

Pronounced Ape.

Bobby is a severe A.I.P.

A.I.P by The AIP August 18, 2011

A.I.T.P. 

Aasian
In
The
Pants

can also be changed to N.I.T.P. ( n*gga in the pants )

girl: can i see it?
boy: see what?
girl: your thang!
boy: oo yeah but you gotta pull it out.
girl: okay...zipp...
girl: get the fuck out of my house u A.I.T.P. mother f*cker

A.I.T.P. by aundray williams January 20, 2009

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

Blueface baby: I put my dick in a bag of doritos!!!

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Random person: i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d by SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT October 4, 2019

A.W.I.P. 

A.W.I.P. is an acronym for the feeling that another world is possible, as opposed to T.I.N.A., the acronym for the feeling that there is no alternative.

Margaret Thatcher can cry T.I.N.A. all she wants, but today's youth believe in A.W.I.P.

A.W.I.P. by Lindsay W May 30, 2008

P.A.I.D.S. 

When you pay a prostitute to have sex and later discover that you recieved an STD from him/her.

Guy 1: "Man I was so pissed when I found out I paid that ho $50 for herpes."
Guy 2: " Dude, you got the P.A.I.D.S."

P.A.I.D.S. by big blind August 22, 2009

I.A.P 

In App Purchases

The game was fun until I realized to get further in it you needed to buy I.A.P's

I.A.P by 1717coolkid November 5, 2014