An acronym for Alcohol Induced Dancing syndrome. mainly seen at late night bars with crappy local music acts who are alredy lightly buzzed, many symptoms include:
1)Innapropriate Dancing with family members(i.e. mother grinding with daughter as seen at Saketumi in Steamboat Springs CO.)
2)many types of dances congealed together in a drunken slurry of the chicken dance, any form of ballet, the robot, and the watusi. when used in term of a drunken indivdual: I AM ARE DOING THE WATUSIBOT!.
3) types of dances that have no relation to the music that is being played.(i.e. ballet twirling to Enter Sandman once again as seen at Saketumi in The Boat)
Common sightings of one infested with AID's are,but not limited to:
*Person not having bothered put down their drink before dancing.
*If they are wearing a hat, the hat is generally turned one-hundred and eighty degrees in the oppsite direction it was orginally in.
*Many dance steps they see as in position that commonly look like...someone drunk trying to dance.
John: Dude that chick is so hammered!
Jacob: Ya dude look at her doing the chicken dance to
Jingle:I think She is suffering From AID's.
With any luck, a vaccine for this horrible disease will be ready within the next ten years. Then you fundies and homophobes can think of something better to do with your time.
Associated Press report (January 24, 2005):
A potential HIV/AIDS vaccine developed by Merck & Co. that uses synthetic genes to prepare cells to fight the deadly virus is moving into the second stage of testing.
An approved vaccine would be about a decade away if the trial and a third study are successful, said officials with the international coalition that is collaborating on the work.
"It is the most promising candidate that we've seen so far," said Sarah B. Alexander, associate director of the coalition, known as the HIV Vaccine Trials Network. She cautioned, however, "something better could come along tomorrow."
Ass Injected Death Sentence
Jerry has AIDS...
Acronym for Amboy Is Dying Slowing. Amboy being short for Perth Amboy, NJ highest AIDS count in Middlesex County.
Guy 1: Yo, that girl from Perth Amboy is bangin'
Guy 2: You know what A.I.D.S. stands for right?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Amboy Is Dying Slowly. Stay away from them skanks before your dick falls off.
Guy 1: Damn
Art Institute Depression Syndrome
Dude this class is giving me A.I.D.S.
After Intoxication Drinkin Shits - this is pretty self explanatory
Dude I pounded a whole bottle of Jack and it gave me the A I D S
What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)
"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)