-Dude I was fuckin wasted but I'm pretty sure that chick I nailed last night wasn't that bad looking. Should I call her tonight to come hang out with us?
-I'm thinkin about growing a goatee. That would be pretty sweet. Right?
The ABA needs to start a political party. Billions of taxpayers dollars would be saved by the ABA. The ABA would require all the people, able to work, collecting welfare to find employment in 30 days or will be made a slave of the taxpayer.
An ABA President serves as president for free. ABA views being the President of The United States as a honor, not a $500,000.00 a year status of a king or communist dictator.