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Getting caught cheating on your wife which results in her beating your ass with your own golf clubs while she chases you down the street in your escalade!
My Best Friend's husband just admitted to sexting some tramp in Ohio she was so pissed she gave him a Tiger Woods!
by Bunkobeauty December 03, 2009
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When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.
Mum: Jeez, you shit yourself?
Son: No, just a tiger woods.
Mum: Oh, ok then...
by Benko October 10, 2005
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