By giving your awkwardness a cute name, you are then able to focus on the humor of the situation, cleverly distracting those around you from your discomfort.
Similar to it's better known cousin, the "O face", but instead of appearing orgasmic and utterly fulfilled, you will simply look uncomfortable and self-conscious.
Amy- "Uh, does this mean what I think it does?"
Amanda- "Wow, I hope everybody brought their A face!"
The A-face species have been known to milk at random. When around them it is recommended you cover your bosom and or be on the look out.
The bestest A-face likes apples but loves coconuts.
"I'm A-face! I'm playing at jAmErS house tonight with CaPiStRanO!!!"
"do these pants make my butt look big? Im A-Face"
"Andy, Andy, Andy,Andy,Andy,Andy,Andy,Andy...."
"Why is She number two?"
"What the hell is wrong with me?!??"