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What looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, is a duck (probably).
Where duck is used as a metaphor for something usually totally unrelated to ducks. "Hey, is that guy a republican?"
"Well, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck." |
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An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood. Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned. So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
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What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch. When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".
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An insurance salesperson who is continually frustrated by humans who refuse to listen. aflac, Aflac, AFLAC!
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A form of scientific theory used in the popular movie: Monty Python and The Holy Grail. We found a witch! May we burn her?
A witch? How do you know she's a witch? She turned me into a newt! A newt..? I got better.. There is a simple way to figure out if she is a witch or not. Witches burn, and what else burns? Wood! Yes, and wood floats. What else floats? ... A duck? Yes! So if this woman weighs as much as a duck, than she is a witch! |
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In the sport of cricket, when a batsman is out without scoring any runs (points).
Also: Golden Duck - when a batsman is out after only facing one ball Royal Duck - when a batsman is dismissed by the first ball of the innings "I didn't score any runs, I got a duck"
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1. Noun. The animal of the bird variety, difficult to ctch without help. Tastiest variety is the mallard.
2. A collective noun reffering to a group that occurs when an indivdual moongoose meets one or more of its kind.(Having researched all possibilities this seems by far the most logical) 1. He's a one armed duck fucker (see dumbland)
2. Look over there! There's some a duck. |
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