The Wellard is a common garden troll who lives in the south west wales countryside. It lives in a cave with Its Mate Known as the Erin and their Offspring is known as a baby Smichael.
Guy 1: dude i just saw A Wellard
Guy 2: a what?
Guy 1: y'know those troll things that live in wales.
Guy 2: Was it driving a Hyndai Gets Or a Transit Van
Guy 1: nah