Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.
by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011
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When onepulls a tyson one punchs someone repeatedly in the face (very slowly) and then runs away (very fast) often flying


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"You just Tysoned have-EE-yeah
by The Hoare February 3, 2005
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The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.

A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.

A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.
Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"

Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"
by Bearcat2 March 20, 2018
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a HOT guy that has a great personality

he is always true to his girlfriend and loves her to death
Any girl would be lucky to have him

hes always there when you need him and makes you happy just by seeing him smile

Tyson is one of the "best friend" types but makes a amazing boyfriend
he had alot of friends and is popular around school
"OMG ! did you see tyson !"
by MusicForever February 22, 2012
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"I like Tyson chicken nuggets"
"Yeah, especially the dinosaurs shaped ones"
by majesticnerd May 10, 2017
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Sexyest and Nicest Manwhore you will ever meet.
#1:omg im having a bad day
#2:need a hug?
#1:thanks
#2:how about a kiss?
#1:dont be such a tyson
by xPoorLittleSceneGirlx January 24, 2009
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The hottest most athletic boy. But he can also be the worst when it comes to people he’s not interested in. He would leave them on read or delivered for hours, days, months, or even forever. he can also be pretty clueless when it comes to certain things, like when a girl likes him or someone is trying to give him a hint.. Sports are really important to him but so is his significant other.
Tyson; That’s strange, she’s always texting me even when i don’t respond
<Girl>”I don’t understand what i have to do to get his attention!!”
by notmyproblem(: April 10, 2020
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