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When onepulls a tyson one punchs someone repeatedly in the face (very slowly) and then runs away (very fast) often flying

See Tyson Pitaluga
See Manchild
"You just Tysoned have-EE-yeah
by The Hoare February 03, 2005
When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.
Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.
by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011