A Swingley is one of the coolest people you can possibly know. They are down to earth chilled out swindley jews.
"Yo that kid is totally a Swingley since he dresses so freshand clearly macks a lot".
by Private Shmoopy May 2, 2010
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The guy that got paralyzed from the chest down playing tennis against Jack Tatum. He thought even though Jack Tatum didn't let Darryl Stingley get away with stretching out for a pass that he would let him get aeay with stretching out to return his serve, and sure enough, there was Jack Tatum at the net, ready to punish another Darryl and put him in a wheelchair the rest of his life.
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle?

Darryl Swingley- Not today kid, you have so much energy and the use of your legs. I think for today I'm just going to sit here and do nothing about your challenge. I think I'll probably do the same thing tomorrow, you might think I'm a paraplegic coward, but I'm still gonna do that.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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