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when you have been praying like a saint for a glass of orange milk and you lose all of your bank earnings in one week because of the fact your friend didn't pay you off for the eight ball of coke you needed for last nights patriots game but then you realize you don't go to school so you sign up for the insane asylum located near you to ruff yourself up.
Hey Jerry! Did you pull A Serious Dick Diction last Friday, i knew you did because your face had that weird plastered color to it that only true serious dick diction's use.
by Jup Jup May 08, 2010